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Fernet's last theorem
@calebjk.bsky.social
R&D Engineer

Why be fulfilled when I can scroll?
I feel like the entire Trump administration is just The Producers
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Getting mixed up in an international plot to go to bed
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
More stores should start carrying the larger packs of refrigerated formula Olipop's. I would like to be able to buy the 9 grams of fiber formulation in a multipack.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sitting behind an accident on the 70 listening to Lucy Dacus on full blast. No, im fine
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Getting money from the Gov. is cool, but damn, I wish there was some way for me to spend that money on like bridges and healthcare that isn't a scam
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Woke up with a grounding strap on
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It's kinda funny how oafish trump is, yet the kabal of misanthropists around him needs him so much, since they are so deeply unlikable, on account of their inhumanity.
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Getting into some fun
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Im singing "you're a mean one, mister grinch" at him
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I got this olive sesame sourdough loaf from the cafe down the street on my morning walk and it's kinda pissing me off how good it is. Like i bought other stuff to eat for brunch, ok?
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is exactly what it's like having a cat
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"Even a worm will turn," I mutter as my cat steps on my head for the 5th time that night
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Chat is this good
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Alito slapping the lectern, annoyed.

(He had a bad night.)
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I really ought to simply make time to go in, sit down, and eat. Because, when I'm on the road with that 'rito in hand, and the salsa comes calling, I just can't say no. I gotta answer. And besides my center console is no place for small plastic cups ready to tumble over.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Ah soup - the only dish that's its own sauce
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Solidworks, I have 32 GB of free memory. My system is not critically low on memory. Trust, bestie
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
😡 Oh yeah, you think you've got me all figured out, huh? 🥺 Well what is it then? ..please?
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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congrats on the surgery america
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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pretty awesome how we sacrificed our constitutional rights in exchange for more expensive healthcare and food
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Who's to say where the riesling that didn't make it into the pot goes
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Soup season is upon us
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
For the love of god, why is vivado 110 GB?
November 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM