Fernet's last theorem
@calebjk.bsky.social
R&D Engineer
Why be fulfilled when I can scroll?
Why be fulfilled when I can scroll?
Spy x Family is actually super funny
January 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Spy x Family is actually super funny
I made veg korma to die for
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I made veg korma to die for
Nice symptoms you got there. Be a shame if someone were to treat them
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Nice symptoms you got there. Be a shame if someone were to treat them
Guy who doesn't know the phrase talking heads refers to more than the band. They don't even know the band . They're free
January 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Guy who doesn't know the phrase talking heads refers to more than the band. They don't even know the band . They're free
All geared up to ride my bike to work this morning. Pannier packed with lunch, clothes, the rest. I started off down the road and then it hit me - the snow in the air hit me in the face.
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
All geared up to ride my bike to work this morning. Pannier packed with lunch, clothes, the rest. I started off down the road and then it hit me - the snow in the air hit me in the face.
At least SCOTUS upheld stare decisis
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 PM
At least SCOTUS upheld stare decisis
I've been obsessing all day over the saag I made last night
January 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I've been obsessing all day over the saag I made last night
The president is a terrorist
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The president is a terrorist
Putting on my cat-eared headband to shave in the morning
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Putting on my cat-eared headband to shave in the morning
Freak on a leash except my owner dropped the leash a while back and I've been carrying it around in my mouth like a good boy
January 5, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Freak on a leash except my owner dropped the leash a while back and I've been carrying it around in my mouth like a good boy
Gachiakuta is sick af
January 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Gachiakuta is sick af
Scrolling my feed and noticing the posts from the accounts I follow are too me-core and hastily scrolling to more filth
January 4, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Scrolling my feed and noticing the posts from the accounts I follow are too me-core and hastily scrolling to more filth
If yall wanna not pay for parking in balboa park maybe fuckin ride a bike or take the damn coaster idk use your damn chevrolegs
January 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
If yall wanna not pay for parking in balboa park maybe fuckin ride a bike or take the damn coaster idk use your damn chevrolegs
People in San Diego complaining about paying for parking down in Balboa park rn as if the space has not been historically subsidized by the public for cars.
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
People in San Diego complaining about paying for parking down in Balboa park rn as if the space has not been historically subsidized by the public for cars.
I did not stay up until 3 ordering bike parts. Nope. Didn't happen
January 4, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I did not stay up until 3 ordering bike parts. Nope. Didn't happen
Changed the oil in my Shimano Affine 8 today. The youtube video person was right. The gear boxes come from the factory with only a hint of grease. I should say I put oil in rather than change it
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Changed the oil in my Shimano Affine 8 today. The youtube video person was right. The gear boxes come from the factory with only a hint of grease. I should say I put oil in rather than change it
Turns out it actually can be fast shopping literally anywhere if you accept the employee's help 🤯
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Turns out it actually can be fast shopping literally anywhere if you accept the employee's help 🤯
Just watched the person parked behind my car on the street sweat trying to get out. They had plenty of room, but they drive one of thos GMC's with a grill taller than my car
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Just watched the person parked behind my car on the street sweat trying to get out. They had plenty of room, but they drive one of thos GMC's with a grill taller than my car
Excel not completely fucking randomly change formatting for no apparent reason challenge (impossible)
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Excel not completely fucking randomly change formatting for no apparent reason challenge (impossible)
The burden of context >w<
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The burden of context >w<
LLM's are non-observers
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
LLM's are non-observers
Turns out they get really ornery when you drink your own booze on the plane. Like, please, folks, I don't want any trouble!
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Turns out they get really ornery when you drink your own booze on the plane. Like, please, folks, I don't want any trouble!
Bringing minis to the airport is wayy mor efficient but it feels so much more desparate
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bringing minis to the airport is wayy mor efficient but it feels so much more desparate
Reposted by Fernet's last theorem
If I ever say this, please tell me to go fuck myself
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If I ever say this, please tell me to go fuck myself