CalamariDojo
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CalamariDojo
@calamaridojo.bsky.social
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September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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same again
June 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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CUT MY LIST IN TWO PIECES

THAT’S HOW YOU START QUICKSORT
May 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Chicago Pope's here
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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"Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... which... fuckers...pay these tariffs?"
a man in a plaid shirt is making a gesture
Alt: a man in a plaid shirt, who had been crying, is making a gesture
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Extraordinary scenes in Serbia’s capital Belgrade right now.

Around 500,000 people are on the streets in what may be the biggest protest in Serbian history. All demanding the resignation of President Vučić & his government.

What began as a student protest is now a full democratic uprising.
🇷🇸
March 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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ARN?????
March 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.
February 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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"Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane"
-Eminem
January 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I'll tell ya this, Allen Iverson didn't jack up my IRA today.
Just gotta make peace with the fact that I'll never hear AI and not first think of Allen Iverson.
January 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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fuck A.I.
all my homies hate A.I.
January 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Almost done
January 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
January 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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The Capitol One Man has No Soul. It is Bad Luck to show him on television
January 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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January 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
@yung-crossover.bsky.social
What’s up big dog
November 15, 2024 at 6:50 PM