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@cakemittens.bsky.social
· May 2
research shows that women are named Eufondia Gracely whereas men are named Beamis B. Bristle
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Life changing duck ponds near me
February 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Life changing duck ponds near me
these Viennese delights have Viennese ends
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
these Viennese delights have Viennese ends
Today's Truth of the Month is " Facts!"
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Today's Truth of the Month is " Facts!"
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my boy Trainwrath: Wild Eucharist. Christ from the seed grown in untamed Earth. Christ in the river of poison
me: i was literally just going to say that
my boy Trainwrath: Holy blood in slow procession from oak to fat ribbons of winter light. Glowing mouth of the intercessor
me: thats on factual
me: i was literally just going to say that
my boy Trainwrath: Holy blood in slow procession from oak to fat ribbons of winter light. Glowing mouth of the intercessor
me: thats on factual
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
my boy Trainwrath: Wild Eucharist. Christ from the seed grown in untamed Earth. Christ in the river of poison
me: i was literally just going to say that
my boy Trainwrath: Holy blood in slow procession from oak to fat ribbons of winter light. Glowing mouth of the intercessor
me: thats on factual
me: i was literally just going to say that
my boy Trainwrath: Holy blood in slow procession from oak to fat ribbons of winter light. Glowing mouth of the intercessor
me: thats on factual
in a pumped state
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
in a pumped state
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Dems have spent my whole life trying to stop anyone with these politics and this message from getting anywhere because they knew what it would do for public morale and political engagement. Their job was to suppress both.
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Dems have spent my whole life trying to stop anyone with these politics and this message from getting anywhere because they knew what it would do for public morale and political engagement. Their job was to suppress both.
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.
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help my son has started dressing like he lives in europe
November 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
help my son has started dressing like he lives in europe
[to the tune of Ice Cream Paint Job] right wing nut job
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
[to the tune of Ice Cream Paint Job] right wing nut job
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Boss: The report you’ve sent along is full of errors and contradictions and makes me think that you don’t know what a report is at all.
The little me that walks around my head like Lizzie McGuire: Mr. Owens? Lose that mustache and bam! Total babe alert. I wonder if he likes ceviche.
The little me that walks around my head like Lizzie McGuire: Mr. Owens? Lose that mustache and bam! Total babe alert. I wonder if he likes ceviche.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Boss: The report you’ve sent along is full of errors and contradictions and makes me think that you don’t know what a report is at all.
The little me that walks around my head like Lizzie McGuire: Mr. Owens? Lose that mustache and bam! Total babe alert. I wonder if he likes ceviche.
The little me that walks around my head like Lizzie McGuire: Mr. Owens? Lose that mustache and bam! Total babe alert. I wonder if he likes ceviche.
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Padme: I always loved Scooby Doo ☺️ And I have to admit, I think those Scooby Snacks looked pretty yummy! What do you think they would taste like? 🙂
Anakin: Whenever I’m eating food I wish I was scraping my fingernails through the hot dirt outside. And I can hear a dirt yelling.
Anakin: Whenever I’m eating food I wish I was scraping my fingernails through the hot dirt outside. And I can hear a dirt yelling.
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Padme: I always loved Scooby Doo ☺️ And I have to admit, I think those Scooby Snacks looked pretty yummy! What do you think they would taste like? 🙂
Anakin: Whenever I’m eating food I wish I was scraping my fingernails through the hot dirt outside. And I can hear a dirt yelling.
Anakin: Whenever I’m eating food I wish I was scraping my fingernails through the hot dirt outside. And I can hear a dirt yelling.
when the Sumerians invented the minute they had no idea the influence it would have on microwave culture
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
when the Sumerians invented the minute they had no idea the influence it would have on microwave culture
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LIVE @ 2P for ORGANIZED COMMUNITIES AGAINST DEPORTATIONS
- MALORT BOUNTY: $50 per video of a malort shot tagged #dablobs
- CUSTOM TIE DYE SHIRT: 5x $100 each
- CUSTOM DRAWING FROM TRAV (aka maskthemovie/baronvonsavings): 4x $50 each
DONATE NOW: streamlabs.com/thankyouchef
- MALORT BOUNTY: $50 per video of a malort shot tagged #dablobs
- CUSTOM TIE DYE SHIRT: 5x $100 each
- CUSTOM DRAWING FROM TRAV (aka maskthemovie/baronvonsavings): 4x $50 each
DONATE NOW: streamlabs.com/thankyouchef
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
LIVE @ 2P for ORGANIZED COMMUNITIES AGAINST DEPORTATIONS
- MALORT BOUNTY: $50 per video of a malort shot tagged #dablobs
- CUSTOM TIE DYE SHIRT: 5x $100 each
- CUSTOM DRAWING FROM TRAV (aka maskthemovie/baronvonsavings): 4x $50 each
DONATE NOW: streamlabs.com/thankyouchef
- MALORT BOUNTY: $50 per video of a malort shot tagged #dablobs
- CUSTOM TIE DYE SHIRT: 5x $100 each
- CUSTOM DRAWING FROM TRAV (aka maskthemovie/baronvonsavings): 4x $50 each
DONATE NOW: streamlabs.com/thankyouchef
the first person to evolve molars probably got teased so much :(
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the first person to evolve molars probably got teased so much :(
what if AI really DOES have feelings. what if mapquest has a basketball jones.
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
what if AI really DOES have feelings. what if mapquest has a basketball jones.
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"This is a moment that demands a response. If Dems can’t run on a unified platform that centralizes and prioritizes taxing the ultrawealthy in order to dismantle their stranglehold on our govt, then they need to get out of the way for people who will."
Read more: bit.ly/4ohxXLq
#TaxBillionaires
Read more: bit.ly/4ohxXLq
#TaxBillionaires
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"This is a moment that demands a response. If Dems can’t run on a unified platform that centralizes and prioritizes taxing the ultrawealthy in order to dismantle their stranglehold on our govt, then they need to get out of the way for people who will."
Read more: bit.ly/4ohxXLq
#TaxBillionaires
Read more: bit.ly/4ohxXLq
#TaxBillionaires
you sit counting the minutes of the rat's curfew
when you could be dancing the dance of the cobbler
when you could be dancing the dance of the cobbler
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
you sit counting the minutes of the rat's curfew
when you could be dancing the dance of the cobbler
when you could be dancing the dance of the cobbler
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Elon Musk crawled out from hiding for months to mumble "I smell white wombs that need filling" but a waiting exterminator sprayed him with poison gas and left him quite dead. It is unknown if the billionaire, who can flatten to 2mm to fit into tight spaces, had already laid eggs under the baseboard.
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Elon Musk crawled out from hiding for months to mumble "I smell white wombs that need filling" but a waiting exterminator sprayed him with poison gas and left him quite dead. It is unknown if the billionaire, who can flatten to 2mm to fit into tight spaces, had already laid eggs under the baseboard.
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Mary Shelley's Doctor Frankenstein's Monster's dick
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Mary Shelley's Doctor Frankenstein's Monster's dick
@bug-deal.bsky.social saw your name in the credits of the one button challenge and got so excited!!! a celebrity sighting!!
October 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
@bug-deal.bsky.social saw your name in the credits of the one button challenge and got so excited!!! a celebrity sighting!!