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RATATAT have swag the Avalanches have class
September 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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this is what I've in my work bag as a backup but my main one is the native lilac & white tea
dove coconut & pink jasmine aluminum free deodorant
July 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
cakemittens.bsky.social
this episode of six feet under from 2004 a little too evergreen
a character from six feet under, the HBO series, has written TERROR STARTS AT HOME in paint on the wall. she's saying "it's like, how many evil-doers do you have to kill..." "... before you become one yourself, you know?"
June 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
cakemittens.bsky.social
it's Chicago Pope Summer!!!!
very closeup pic of a bunny I saw on my walk. I was just a few feet away when I noticed it, and it didn't startle. be careful out there sweetie.
May 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Sign for a shopping center that features the CRAZY GAMER DOME
April 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
cakemittens.bsky.social
headcanoning that this is where they got Dax's name
"Curzon Street" appears on page 289 of my copy of Orlando by Virginia Woolf, a novel about a man who becomes a woman
April 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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in case anyone's looking for a wife
5 hours of looney tunes on DVD
March 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
cakemittens.bsky.social
KEEP YOUR EISENHOWER
ON THE PRIZENHOWER
a famous photo of Eisenhower a group of young military men all reading a newspaper with the headline HITLER DEAD
March 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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it's white woman wednesday
casino night zone 1 hour baby
January 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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she's deactivated rn so I'm tweeting this for her
screenshot of a text from Denise: "People killin people dying Lois Peter Meg and Brian"
January 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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the we should improve society somewhat comic but it's "we should have clean mugs for tea" and "and yet you dirty mugs by drinking tea"
January 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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lmao found it
someone left a 1000 dollar tip and wrote "beautiful nipples princess call me The Master @ gentleman Luxary
January 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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fully fucking laughing out loud alone in my apartment because I was looking through saved pics and saw this lmao
Screen shot of a text conversation, the recipient is "mom". the one person sends a picture of the little critter from "my grandma and me" and the text says "Do you remember this thing" and Mom's response is just "Not really" 20 minutes later. I'm fucking cracking up.
January 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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it's that old comic from the series where creative people do things in more whimsical and quirky ways than ordinary (ew!) people. here, the creative main character, wearing funky necklaces, imagines the flower she's watering to be alive! wow! there was another one from the same series where they imagine the oven cooks via a fire breathing dragon.
January 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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@secretkels.bsky.social can't sleep so I'm doing research. a LADYBUG 😭😭😭
search results about the possibility of getting nipple piercings with smaller nipples. according to one breakout paragraph, the average nipple is "about the size of a ladybug" how fucking ADORABLE
January 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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buy your boomer parents these two VHSes so they can comprehend life in the empire
a VHS cover: Dr. Seuss On The Loose it's got The Sneetches, The Zax, and Green Eggs and Ham. the art on the cover is from green eggs and ham. the VHS cover for Muppet Classic Theatre - 6 Fairy Tales Take A Wacky Twist it's got The Three Little Pigs, King Midas, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, Rumpelstiltskin​, The Elves & The Shoemaker, and The Emperor's New Clothes
January 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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a reply guy being a piece of shit
January 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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search results for " the time has come to don't hold back" which gives you the song Galvanize by the Chemical Brothers
January 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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I don't buy name brand dish soap but this stuff smells so good. like bubblegum.
dark green palmolive dish soap. it's the improved formula.
January 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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@totallymoon.bsky.social reminded me of this one the other day
a screenshot of a text conversation from December 22nd: Carl: did you write that dinosaur joke about which one gets up the earliest me: lol I don't remember, what's the punchline? Carl: crackadon me: lmao that actually does sound familiar to me. I think I did? no way to know anymore I hope I did I deserve to have Carl: yes u do
January 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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a hard boiled egg slicer
December 31, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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does anyone have anything they need me to relay to this perfect puff
a white dollop of arctic fox huddled in a habitat
December 30, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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easily winning the 2024 Nobel Prize at the last minute by adding a packet of store brand raspberry emergen-c to my oatmeal
it's pink tinged oatmeal, due to what's described in the tweet
December 30, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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just had to make sure
the picture in the OP with every slice of cheese numbered - there's 64 of em.
December 30, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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Ace Ventura climbing up the side of the mountain in Ace Ventura 2. you know, the part where he says "if you were me, then I'd be you"
December 30, 2024 at 2:21 AM