caitlinhayes.bsky.social
@caitlinhayes.bsky.social
musician, leftie (handwriting and politics), 2-time Jeopardy loser Lover of pop culture. Eater of candy. Trying to read more but can't stop listening to podcasts. Trying to get off the billionaire bros' social media sites.
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i want the person in charge of this to know that it is funny and it is cnn's fault you will still be spurned for it
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
i want the person in charge of this to know that it is funny and it is cnn's fault you will still be spurned for it
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every girl is bi. you just have to figure out whether it's sexual, polar, pedal, modal, national, axial, annual, carbonate, metallic, or bimbap
April 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
every girl is bi. you just have to figure out whether it's sexual, polar, pedal, modal, national, axial, annual, carbonate, metallic, or bimbap
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"I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS." has been playing on loop in my head all day
April 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS." has been playing on loop in my head all day
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
The story so far: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made Mrs. Dalloway very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
The story so far: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made Mrs. Dalloway very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
March 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
The story so far: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made Mrs. Dalloway very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
The story so far: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made Mrs. Dalloway very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Mrs. Dalloway was dead: to begin with.
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
March 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Mrs. Dalloway was dead: to begin with.
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into Mrs. Dalloway.
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into Mrs. Dalloway.
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
In a hole in the ground there lived Mrs. Dalloway.
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed Mrs. Dalloway, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.
March 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Improve a first line by substituting Mrs. Dalloway.
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into Mrs. Dalloway.
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into Mrs. Dalloway.
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[They stab Caesar.]
March 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
[They stab Caesar.]
I recently canceled a planned trip to NYC this summer--no interest in giving the US any of my tourist $$ atm.
(ABC News) - Canadians who are in the United States for 30 days or longer will soon have to register their information with the United States government, according to a notice obtained by ABC News.
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Canadians in US for over 30 days will be required to register with government
abcnews.go.com
March 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I recently canceled a planned trip to NYC this summer--no interest in giving the US any of my tourist $$ atm.
VERY IMPORTANT THREAD.
Today I will be sharing a series of strange animal facts, in the hopes of confusing the demons or brightening your day. I will not be looking most of them up beyond the first line.
a seal is standing on its hind legs in a clear container .
ALT: a seal is standing on its hind legs in a clear container .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
VERY IMPORTANT THREAD.
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Under Meta’s new content moderation policy, certain online attacks are banned *unless* the target is LGBTQ, in which case the attacks are allowed.
Yes you read that right: There’s a queer exception to Meta’s restrictions on attacks on people, specifically: 🧵
Yes you read that right: There’s a queer exception to Meta’s restrictions on attacks on people, specifically: 🧵
January 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Under Meta’s new content moderation policy, certain online attacks are banned *unless* the target is LGBTQ, in which case the attacks are allowed.
Yes you read that right: There’s a queer exception to Meta’s restrictions on attacks on people, specifically: 🧵
Yes you read that right: There’s a queer exception to Meta’s restrictions on attacks on people, specifically: 🧵
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Friendly reminder as the Canadian government continues to bust unions, without unions we wouldn’t have any of these rights:
December 15, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Friendly reminder as the Canadian government continues to bust unions, without unions we wouldn’t have any of these rights:
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people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙
November 13, 2024 at 5:24 PM
people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙