Anyone else feel like a broken record? Jack Harrison is just not a top level winger. Wouldn’t look out of place in league 1. #liveve #everton

The dust is now settling and I can take a more calm and even view of the match. And my considered, measured and professional assessment is now that Kopites are still Gobshites. #everton #utft

Chris Cooks Cymru is worth the watch; funny, engaging and authentic. One of the best representations on tv that I’ve seen of modern bilingual wales too!

what did we listen to in public spaces before tik tok provided the 10 songs we are legally obligated to consume? I assume we all just stood in silence, occasionally someone would hiss.

friend: wow dude, how'd you get so good at guitar??

me: i made a deal with the devil

[3 months earlier]

the devil: 30 bucks an hour for guitar lessons

me: deal

Was upstairs. Thought someone was reversing a bin lorry through my living room wall #stormdarragh

Four from four this Saturday. 1-0 to Everton (C. Dawson 90’) #everton

Indulge your ears 🎶🎷

Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore

"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.

SAM COOKE: don't know much about history. don't know much biology. don't know much about a science book. don't know much about the french I took

ME: why the fuck are you my tutor

88 years ago today, Robert Johnson stepped into a San Antonio hotel room and changed music forever. His first recording session and recorded blues classics like 'Sweet Home Chicago,' 'Terraplane Blues,' and 'I Believe I’ll Dust My Broom.' The birth of a legend.

Slow. Clap.

I regret to inform you all that Bluesky has hit “I’m getting asked about it in meetings” levels of taken seriously in terms of marketing.

I’m the pig on the Chinese calendar! Fontaines DC at Ally Pally, London.