forget it jake. it’s klobuchartown

Love getting politically steamrolled by the cast of Love Is Blind Minneapolis every municipal election

Men love a matte finish

I used to only wear band t-shirts. Today, it’s mostly record label tees. Some are even long-sleeved. I’m aging like fine wine.

dudes who back into parking spots have strong wife beater energies

i would rather my entire skeleton exploded out of my body than to ever be seen

The meetings will continue until morale improves

Don’t let the democrats break your heart in this the year of our lord 2025. They are chickens with severed heads, but not even running around, fully plucked and displayed in a store window. Cooked. Waste no tears on that political pipe dream!

Just told the birds outside my window to simmer down

Living the American dexedrine

San Diego…more like Sandy? Ayy! Go!

The nice thing about shopping at the co-op is the eggs have always been too expensive

Crafting a banger of a first post