Cabbage-chan
@cabbage-chan.bsky.social
[EN/PT] | adult 😔✊ | whimsical
Cabbage-chan is a person(a?) that can be carefree and unhinged online, in a way that regular adults with jobs can't be irl.
Here you'll find intrusive thoughts winning, unfunny jokes and questionable behavior sometimes.
Cabbage-chan is a person(a?) that can be carefree and unhinged online, in a way that regular adults with jobs can't be irl.
Here you'll find intrusive thoughts winning, unfunny jokes and questionable behavior sometimes.
Pinned
#promosky (but actually please don't perceive me)
Cabbage-chan core:
🥬 fanfics, manhwas/mangas/webcomics;
🥬 tv shows(i.e Supernatural, Hannibal, House MD,+), anime, kdramas;
🥬 sometimes kpop, sometimes emo;
🥬 youtube(i.e Smosh, Dan and Phil, Danny, Drew, Mike's Mic,+);
🥬 games?(but me don't play)
Cabbage-chan core:
🥬 fanfics, manhwas/mangas/webcomics;
🥬 tv shows(i.e Supernatural, Hannibal, House MD,+), anime, kdramas;
🥬 sometimes kpop, sometimes emo;
🥬 youtube(i.e Smosh, Dan and Phil, Danny, Drew, Mike's Mic,+);
🥬 games?(but me don't play)
I'm hungry but sooooooo tired I can't even get up 😭😭😭😭
Trying really hard to move things with my mind so I can make the food come to me
Trying really hard to move things with my mind so I can make the food come to me
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm hungry but sooooooo tired I can't even get up 😭😭😭😭
Trying really hard to move things with my mind so I can make the food come to me
Trying really hard to move things with my mind so I can make the food come to me
Cabbage bathroom EXPOSED 🫣🥬😯🥬🫨🥬😵💫🥬🤯🥬
Kpop demon hunter hair extensions 🤪🤪
Kpop demon hunter hair extensions 🤪🤪
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Cabbage bathroom EXPOSED 🫣🥬😯🥬🫨🥬😵💫🥬🤯🥬
Kpop demon hunter hair extensions 🤪🤪
Kpop demon hunter hair extensions 🤪🤪
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I'm dead on the inside... but also the outside, so it all works out
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I'm dead on the inside... but also the outside, so it all works out
Why does every drink have lemon, ice and sugar
Like, get creative
Put some crickets in it, idk
Like, get creative
Put some crickets in it, idk
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Why does every drink have lemon, ice and sugar
Like, get creative
Put some crickets in it, idk
Like, get creative
Put some crickets in it, idk
Who posted that puppy daddy thing, I need to find you 🧐 for research 🔬
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Who posted that puppy daddy thing, I need to find you 🧐 for research 🔬
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When did colleges start assigning instagram reels as a form of grading projects 😭💀💀💀
Like, I'm in law school 💀💀💀
Like, I'm in law school 💀💀💀
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
When did colleges start assigning instagram reels as a form of grading projects 😭💀💀💀
Like, I'm in law school 💀💀💀
Like, I'm in law school 💀💀💀
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pregnancy is body horror and if it were up to me no one would have to go through it if they didnt want to
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
pregnancy is body horror and if it were up to me no one would have to go through it if they didnt want to
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im going to succeed bc im crazy
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
im going to succeed bc im crazy
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you are not a burden for struggling
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
you are not a burden for struggling
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hi its ok to have a bad day !
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
hi its ok to have a bad day !
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I'm 🌈✨ ignoring it✨🌈
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm 🌈✨ ignoring it✨🌈
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"payday" sounds exactly like "peidei" in portuguese and that means "I farted"
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"payday" sounds exactly like "peidei" in portuguese and that means "I farted"
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having a crush on here is so dumb, ughh ur posts are so good and mysterious do you want to be in love with some stupid idiot 2000 miles away
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
having a crush on here is so dumb, ughh ur posts are so good and mysterious do you want to be in love with some stupid idiot 2000 miles away
I wanna give up on life and just exist like this:
November 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I wanna give up on life and just exist like this:
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Sometimes bits are funny to only you and that’s okay
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Sometimes bits are funny to only you and that’s okay
Chat!!!!!!!! I just noticed!!!!!! Every time I've posted about not wanting to do something!!!!!! I was in bed!!!!!! Like right now I was about to post saying I wanna skip my exams today 😭😭😭😭 does my bed have bad energy???? Some witch or feng shui person let me know!!!
Tldr; bad bed??!!
Tldr; bad bed??!!
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Chat!!!!!!!! I just noticed!!!!!! Every time I've posted about not wanting to do something!!!!!! I was in bed!!!!!! Like right now I was about to post saying I wanna skip my exams today 😭😭😭😭 does my bed have bad energy???? Some witch or feng shui person let me know!!!
Tldr; bad bed??!!
Tldr; bad bed??!!
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when women with muscular backs flex their muscles 🥵
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
when women with muscular backs flex their muscles 🥵
I need some fictional characters getting banged right now
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I need some fictional characters getting banged right now
Found out why my fingers smelled like that!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Found out why my fingers smelled like that!!!!
Me, to my cats:
"Hello, cats. You are so beautiful, come with me."
"Hello, cats. You are so beautiful, come with me."
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Me, to my cats:
"Hello, cats. You are so beautiful, come with me."
"Hello, cats. You are so beautiful, come with me."