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Cabbage-chan
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[EN/PT] | adult 😔✊ | whimsical

Cabbage-chan is a person(a?) that can be carefree and unhinged online, in a way that regular adults with jobs can't be irl.

Here you'll find intrusive thoughts winning, unfunny jokes and questionable behavior sometimes.
Cabbage bathroom EXPOSED 🫣🥬😯🥬🫨🥬😵‍💫🥬🤯🥬

Kpop demon hunter hair extensions 🤪🤪
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"aquele ponto do semestre":
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@whimszi.bsky.social can you tell which post is hikaru???
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
WHY DID IT SAY THE JOURNALING THING TWICE 😩💀💔

Also, I do love laying down doing nothing 😔✊

poomang.com/en/t/wiselif...
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My hidden skill 😂😂😂

poomang.com/en/t/pointof...
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I think I did something wrong...
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Quizzes be always calling me push-n-pull 😭😭😭

poomang.com/en/t/squidlo...
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My Korean traditional spirit animal 🦭🦁

poomang.com/en/t/guardia...
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
🤪🤪👅👅💦💦
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Who is making these and why am I buying it
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Dammit, I'm not very smart 😮‍💨😠

www.idrlabs.com/intelligence...
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
🤯🤯🤯

(I don't trust octopi btw)
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This one tastes like the purple Skittles
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Oh no does that make me a top

Tops are like men

Men suck
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Who eats these 🫨 and how
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Shrek and Fiona socks
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
That's rigged, you're telling me Mycroft Holmes has more works on than Soft Katsuki Bakugo?????
November 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This one made me think for a sec, but yeah, kirishima has more...
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
🧐🧐🧐
A-alpha?
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Thank you 😔✊ 🙏

And make sure to never eat kimchi!!!
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Someone please explain to me what's up with the egg hunting tradition on Easter?

Are the eggs real chicken eggs? Are they chocolate? Are they a secret third thing?

Here in Brazil we just buy big chocolate eggs and for the kids the Easter bunny leaves them during the night like Santa.
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
WHY DOES EDDIE MUNSON'S ACTOR LOOK LIKE MARK ZUCKERBERG LOWKEY????!!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM