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Cabbage-chan
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[EN/PT] | adult 😔✊ | whimsical

Cabbage-chan is a person(a?) that can be carefree and unhinged online, in a way that regular adults with jobs can't be irl.

Here you'll find intrusive thoughts winning, unfunny jokes and questionable behavior sometimes.
I'll be back with more
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
How you shoes feel whenever you wear them
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sentient mustache
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Glasses wearing a human
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Cowboy cabbage
Ninja cabbage
Doctor cabbage
Canibal cabbage
Halloween cabbage
Christmas cabbage
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Dog peeing
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Christmas tree inspired in a dress
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Dress inspired in a Christmas tree
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Any monster but hot
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A duck's birthday party with cakes and balloons
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Butterfly from hell (whatever that entails 🤷‍♀️)
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Labubu
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Cat spy
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Skeleton with boobs
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Reverse mermaid
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Centaur but both sides are legs
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Goofy himself
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Cabbage
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Saw a guy meaning to be positive saying "I am the captain of my own boat. I am responsible for my own life, and my success depends on the choices I make". Dude, that's exactly WHY I'm depressed
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM