CoffeeGoblin
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Detour is not as authoritatively directional as you might like.
August 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Detour is not as authoritatively directional as you might like.
Stannis Baratheon: And how in the name of the Seven could you hope to help us through this siege, smuggler?
Davos Seaworth:
Davos Seaworth:
May 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Stannis Baratheon: And how in the name of the Seven could you hope to help us through this siege, smuggler?
Davos Seaworth:
Davos Seaworth:
“people with elevated lifestyles”
get your head out of your client’s gilded ass.
get your head out of your client’s gilded ass.
May 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“people with elevated lifestyles”
get your head out of your client’s gilded ass.
get your head out of your client’s gilded ass.
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Adulthood is basically jumping from one obligation and source of anxiety to the next while trying to return to playtime.
May 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Adulthood is basically jumping from one obligation and source of anxiety to the next while trying to return to playtime.
why this mfer look like george washington
May 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
why this mfer look like george washington
I want to cook wagyu for my wife.
May 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I want to cook wagyu for my wife.
Jeep joop @foxglovefaun.bsky.social Just testin sumthin. Poke me if you see this before I see you
April 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Jeep joop @foxglovefaun.bsky.social Just testin sumthin. Poke me if you see this before I see you
Fox just made me this delicious muddled strawberries and red bull and ginger and orange juice and herbsy potion to power thru the afternoon shift. god I love em 💛
April 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Fox just made me this delicious muddled strawberries and red bull and ginger and orange juice and herbsy potion to power thru the afternoon shift. god I love em 💛
Yes, I am proud of my generation identification system, thank you.
April 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yes, I am proud of my generation identification system, thank you.
Concluded 1 yr+ of psychotherapy. Feeling confident about the change that's happened since then, about the things I learned and unlearned, and about the path forward.
Let's go. ᕙ( ~ . ~ )ᕗ
Let's go. ᕙ( ~ . ~ )ᕗ
April 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Concluded 1 yr+ of psychotherapy. Feeling confident about the change that's happened since then, about the things I learned and unlearned, and about the path forward.
Let's go. ᕙ( ~ . ~ )ᕗ
Let's go. ᕙ( ~ . ~ )ᕗ
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I had a joke about the Ship of Theseus but it's just not the same anymore
i had an Icarus joke but it didn't land very well
I had an Odysseus joke, but it took ten years, cost me everything, and no one laughed when I finally made it home.
April 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I had a joke about the Ship of Theseus but it's just not the same anymore
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i had an Icarus joke but it didn't land very well
I had an Odysseus joke, but it took ten years, cost me everything, and no one laughed when I finally made it home.
I had an Eurydice joke, but looking back on it, I shouldn’t have
April 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i had an Icarus joke but it didn't land very well
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I had an Odysseus joke, but it took ten years, cost me everything, and no one laughed when I finally made it home.
I had an Eurydice joke, but looking back on it, I shouldn’t have
I had a Sisyphus joke, but what's the point?
April 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I had an Odysseus joke, but it took ten years, cost me everything, and no one laughed when I finally made it home.
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I had an Eurydice joke, but looking back on it, I shouldn’t have
I had a Sisyphus joke, but what's the point?
I was planning a Circe joke but didn't use it because the audience were just pigs.
April 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I had an Eurydice joke, but looking back on it, I shouldn’t have
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I had a Sisyphus joke, but what's the point?
I was planning a Circe joke but didn't use it because the audience were just pigs.
I can't decide between my Scylla joke and my Charybdis joke.
April 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I had a Sisyphus joke, but what's the point?
hold on, updating my wishlist
The best Nintendo Switch games for grown-ups
The best Nintendo Switch games for grown-ups
From Blasphemous to World of Horror and beyond
www.polygon.com
April 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
hold on, updating my wishlist
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Did you eat your daily rock today
April 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Did you eat your daily rock today
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sois sage, chumby 💛
April 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
sois sage, chumby 💛