Christina Cauterucci
@c-cauterucci.bsky.social
Slate senior writer / host of Slow Burn: Gays Against Briggs / co-host of Outward, Slate's podcast about queer life
Trump is concocting a world that rewards unabashedly manufactured femininity. Who better to capitalize on it than the company that insists the sexiest thing in the world is a stiff, sculpted bra that hides our softest body parts behind a wall of foam?
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Victoria’s Secret Is Returning to “Sexy.” You’re Not Going to Like Why.
I hate to be the person who brings up Donald Trump in conversations about thongs, but ...
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October 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Trump is concocting a world that rewards unabashedly manufactured femininity. Who better to capitalize on it than the company that insists the sexiest thing in the world is a stiff, sculpted bra that hides our softest body parts behind a wall of foam?
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For the NYT Magazine, I wrote about this moment as an existential turning point for climate activists.
Just as solar power became cheaper than fossil fuels, global politics swung to the right. Where does the movement go from here? I went to Vermont for creemees with Bill McKibben to find out.
Just as solar power became cheaper than fossil fuels, global politics swung to the right. Where does the movement go from here? I went to Vermont for creemees with Bill McKibben to find out.
The Old Climate-Activism Playbook No Longer Works. What Else Can?
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September 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
For the NYT Magazine, I wrote about this moment as an existential turning point for climate activists.
Just as solar power became cheaper than fossil fuels, global politics swung to the right. Where does the movement go from here? I went to Vermont for creemees with Bill McKibben to find out.
Just as solar power became cheaper than fossil fuels, global politics swung to the right. Where does the movement go from here? I went to Vermont for creemees with Bill McKibben to find out.
they yassified Amanda Knox
August 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
they yassified Amanda Knox
I wrote about the first indelible image of Trump's D.C. invasion: a sandwich bouncing off a bulletproof vest.
The Image That Defines Trump’s Reign of Terror Is … a Subway Sandwich?
Sometimes, the only way to fight fascism is with a $5 footlong.
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August 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I wrote about the first indelible image of Trump's D.C. invasion: a sandwich bouncing off a bulletproof vest.
Reposted by Christina Cauterucci
“The D.C. public spaces that will be militarized and overpoliced in the weeks to come are exactly where you can best observe the interdependence and plurality that make cities great, and that conservatives view as a threat to their own ideological ends.”
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I Walked Through Trump’s D.C. Hellscape. It’s Now Clear What Exactly the Feds Are Doing Here.
It’s not what the president would have you believe.
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August 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“The D.C. public spaces that will be militarized and overpoliced in the weeks to come are exactly where you can best observe the interdependence and plurality that make cities great, and that conservatives view as a threat to their own ideological ends.”
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I took a stroll through D.C., trying to see my city through the tactical Oakleys of a DEA agent patrolling the National Mall
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I Walked Through Trump’s D.C. Hellscape. It’s Now Clear What Exactly the Feds Are Doing Here.
It’s not what the president would have you believe.
slate.com
August 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I took a stroll through D.C., trying to see my city through the tactical Oakleys of a DEA agent patrolling the National Mall
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I really wish the phrase "WNBA dildos" had come into my life in a more positive and celebratory (read: merch) context but this is the society we live in
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It’s Raining Dildos on WNBA Courts. You’ll Never Believe Who’s to Blame.
The WNBA needs to get tough on spectators behaving badly.
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August 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I really wish the phrase "WNBA dildos" had come into my life in a more positive and celebratory (read: merch) context but this is the society we live in
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Reposted by Christina Cauterucci
Probably the most ridiculous photo illustration I've ever had to cook up in my almost 12 years at @slate.com. (And I've done some doozies.) Shouts to @c-cauterucci.bsky.social for breaking down one of the most idiotic things going on in pro sports right now. slate.com/culture/2025...
It’s Raining Dildos on WNBA Courts. You’ll Never Believe Who’s to Blame.
The WNBA needs to get tough on spectators behaving badly.
slate.com
August 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Probably the most ridiculous photo illustration I've ever had to cook up in my almost 12 years at @slate.com. (And I've done some doozies.) Shouts to @c-cauterucci.bsky.social for breaking down one of the most idiotic things going on in pro sports right now. slate.com/culture/2025...
hmm I agree
this piece is so firmly in the news-story-to-streaming-series pipeline that I hope Christina Cauterucci gets a finders' fee
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A Mysterious Network of Revenge Experts Is Quietly Ruining People’s Lives. That’s Entirely the Point.
Nefarious Jobs can arrange everything from breakups to firings to mortifying public shaming. But the agency won’t do it for just anyone.
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July 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
hmm I agree
a searing and aggressively sensible (and, because it's @benmathislilley.bsky.social, fun) piece on the trap Democrats have laid for themselves and how they can get themselves out
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Democrats Are at a Historic Low Point. A Certain Kind of Advice Brought Them Here—and They Can’t Stop Listening to It.
During the Reagan revolution, Democrats settled on a new way to win—and it’s destroying them now.
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July 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
a searing and aggressively sensible (and, because it's @benmathislilley.bsky.social, fun) piece on the trap Democrats have laid for themselves and how they can get themselves out
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I'm sorry in advance. Once you read this, you won't be able to unsee it.
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For the Love of God, Please Stop Putting Up This One Pride Flag
Do this instead.
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June 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm sorry in advance. Once you read this, you won't be able to unsee it.
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“Crowds of queer people cheering for rainbow-clad straight people on a day meant to celebrate the LGBTQ+ community—it’s as dissonant as sending a model of a drone down the parade route, and it’s a sign of how far Pride has drifted from its origins as a show of queer visibility and power.”
I Am Beyond Thrilled That Corporations Are Defunding Pride. No, Not for the Reason You Think.
I really think we’ll be fine without the Raytheon float, you guys.
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June 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“Crowds of queer people cheering for rainbow-clad straight people on a day meant to celebrate the LGBTQ+ community—it’s as dissonant as sending a model of a drone down the parade route, and it’s a sign of how far Pride has drifted from its origins as a show of queer visibility and power.”
I wrote about the beginning of the end of corporate Pride, and the possibilities that await us when the companies leave
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I Am Beyond Thrilled That Corporations Are Defunding Pride. No, Not for the Reason You Think.
I really think we’ll be fine without the Raytheon float, you guys.
slate.com
June 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I wrote about the beginning of the end of corporate Pride, and the possibilities that await us when the companies leave
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Reposted by Christina Cauterucci
"But you don’t need the backing of business leaders to host a Pride event. Nor do you need the majority of your neighbors to endorse it. All you need is a few committed residents with a knack for party promotion and the chutzpah to overcome—or ignore—whatever opposition rears up in response."
The Conservative Wave Is Having a Very Unexpected Effect on Pride
Against all odds, small-town Prides are multiplying and thriving—even in the country's most Trump-coded areas.
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June 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"But you don’t need the backing of business leaders to host a Pride event. Nor do you need the majority of your neighbors to endorse it. All you need is a few committed residents with a knack for party promotion and the chutzpah to overcome—or ignore—whatever opposition rears up in response."
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"They can’t stop LGBTQ+ communities from supporting and sustaining one another with art, whimsy, and a good dance floor. And they can’t roll back the cultural progress of newly out young people finding more supportive family members, teachers, and care providers." Pride! @c-cauterucci.bsky.social
The Conservative Wave Is Having a Very Unexpected Effect on Pride
Against all odds, small-town Prides are multiplying and thriving—even in the country's most Trump-coded areas.
slate.com
June 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"They can’t stop LGBTQ+ communities from supporting and sustaining one another with art, whimsy, and a good dance floor. And they can’t roll back the cultural progress of newly out young people finding more supportive family members, teachers, and care providers." Pride! @c-cauterucci.bsky.social
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"One seventysomething lesbian couple said they’d moved from Nampa to a blue state 30 years ago, seeking a more affirming community. They returned just for the Pride event and were overcome with emotion by what they saw. “I cried like 50 percent of the day,” Knapp said."
You Might Think Trump Has Destroyed Gay Pride in Conservative America. It’s Quite the Opposite.
Against all odds, small-town Prides are multiplying and thriving—even in the country's most conservative areas.
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June 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"One seventysomething lesbian couple said they’d moved from Nampa to a blue state 30 years ago, seeking a more affirming community. They returned just for the Pride event and were overcome with emotion by what they saw. “I cried like 50 percent of the day,” Knapp said."
I wrote about the boom in Pride celebrations in conservative areas, and the extreme measures organizers are taking to keep them safe in the face of violent threats.
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You Might Think Trump Has Destroyed Gay Pride in Conservative America. It’s Quite the Opposite.
Against all odds, small-town Prides are multiplying and thriving—even in the country's most conservative areas.
slate.com
June 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I wrote about the boom in Pride celebrations in conservative areas, and the extreme measures organizers are taking to keep them safe in the face of violent threats.
slate.com/life/2025/06...
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Reposted by Christina Cauterucci
On what would have been Harvey Milk’s 95th birthday, I really strongly recommend people give @c-cauterucci.bsky.social’s Slow Burn podcast series on ‘Gays Against Briggs’, and Milk and others in 1970s San Francisco’s LGBTQ+ community’s resistance to efforts to roll back gay rights.
Slow Burn Season 9
A nationwide moral panic, a California legislator who rode the anti-gay wave, and the LGBTQ+ people who stepped up and came out to try and stop him.
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May 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
On what would have been Harvey Milk’s 95th birthday, I really strongly recommend people give @c-cauterucci.bsky.social’s Slow Burn podcast series on ‘Gays Against Briggs’, and Milk and others in 1970s San Francisco’s LGBTQ+ community’s resistance to efforts to roll back gay rights.
fur is in, handwringing about ethics is out
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Fur Is Back. I Know Why.
Faux fur, shearling, even real fur—there’s a reason why this luxurious good is making its way back into our closets.
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May 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
fur is in, handwringing about ethics is out
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Kristi Noem's supposedly stolen purse supposedly contained her passport, meds, driver's license & $3,000 in cash. Was it a go bag? If so, shouldn't the head of Homeland Security have kept an eye on it? Fun analysis from @c-cauterucci.bsky.social on @slate.com slate.com/life/2025/04...
Trump’s Homeland Security Secretary Got Robbed. That’s Far From the Most Interesting Part of the Story.
That robber really hit the jackpot.
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April 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Kristi Noem's supposedly stolen purse supposedly contained her passport, meds, driver's license & $3,000 in cash. Was it a go bag? If so, shouldn't the head of Homeland Security have kept an eye on it? Fun analysis from @c-cauterucci.bsky.social on @slate.com slate.com/life/2025/04...
Why was Kristi Noem carrying around $3,000 and her passport when her purse was stolen? I have some ideas.
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Trump’s Homeland Security Secretary Got Robbed. That’s Far From the Most Interesting Part of the Story.
That robber really hit the jackpot.
slate.com
April 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Why was Kristi Noem carrying around $3,000 and her passport when her purse was stolen? I have some ideas.
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I wrote about the strange current state of buying drugs: Legal dispensaries still make you feel like a criminal, while black-market vendors have never been so polished.
And corporate $ is giving a professional sheen to harmful substances that are barely regulated at all!
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And corporate $ is giving a professional sheen to harmful substances that are barely regulated at all!
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Why Does Buying Weed—and Other Drugs—Feel So Weird These Days?
I think I’ve figured out a major part of the problem.
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April 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I wrote about the strange current state of buying drugs: Legal dispensaries still make you feel like a criminal, while black-market vendors have never been so polished.
And corporate $ is giving a professional sheen to harmful substances that are barely regulated at all!
slate.com/business/202...
And corporate $ is giving a professional sheen to harmful substances that are barely regulated at all!
slate.com/business/202...
after my fourth helping of fish sperm, I began to wonder...
We eat eggs. Why don’t we eat sperm? @c-cauterucci.bsky.social questions. slate.com/life/2025/04...
The Most Underrated Culinary Ingredient Is Nature’s Pairing to Eggs. Too Bad We’re Terrified of It.
Eggs are a pantry staple in nearly every culture. Why are we so afraid of eating their biological brethren?
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April 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
after my fourth helping of fish sperm, I began to wonder...
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On today's Outward podcast @c-cauterucci.bsky.social talks with one of the organizers of SF Pride to see how different this year will be.
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Planning Pride Amid Political Backlash
What will Pride look like in the post-Rainbow Capitalism era?
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April 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
On today's Outward podcast @c-cauterucci.bsky.social talks with one of the organizers of SF Pride to see how different this year will be.
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