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cayne
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Time’s person of the year 1364

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Are straight guys wearing cross necklaces to the gym to show everyone that they’re not gay
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just saw Wicked 2, that really could have just been one movie
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Visiting bf’s family for Thanksgiving and his mom is dropping us off at the gay bars
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The most annoying part about AI assistants is that overly friendly casual tone they use. you’re a robot bitch act like one
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
okay
‘Rush Hour 4’ is in the works after Donald Trump reportedly requested Paramount to make a new movie for the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just got a youtube recommendation for a jennamarbles video from 7 years ago
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
At DND and one of our player characters died in battle
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just finished Hades 2 oh my lord what a work of art
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I have the oldest Xbox known to man
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Just found my Covid vaccine card buried deep in a drawer
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Bout to fuck up these Thanksgiving leftovers 😋🍴
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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basically elon bet that you can waterboard ppl with fascist propaganda if you also give them 5K botted likes on their post that just says “chicking nugget” and the world’s dumbest homosexuals fell for it
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just cheered in my house
Cheri Oteri & Chris Elliott are returning for ‘Scary Movie 6.’

(deadline.com/2025/11/scary-…)
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The gene makes gay guys like any girl who sings electropop songs is in overdrive with me I’ll kind of stan anyone
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s so fucking dark outside all the time now
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Didn’t MSN and AOL chatbots have stricter moderation like 20 fucking years ago it’s crazy that they didn’t put safeguards around this
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM