Michael Yazdani
@bytes.coffee
He/They
Tech enthusiast, Python developer, Photographer, lover of good food.
Just moved for work to Metro Vancouver, now happily employed in IT at #Amazon
https://bytes.coffee/
Surrey, BC, 🇨🇦
Tech enthusiast, Python developer, Photographer, lover of good food.
Just moved for work to Metro Vancouver, now happily employed in IT at #Amazon
https://bytes.coffee/
Surrey, BC, 🇨🇦
#GraalVM changed how people see #Java
Let’s do the same for #Python
🐍 Serpentes + Garter: a #Rust + #WASM VM that runs Python on the server and in the browser
👉 Read more and join at github.com/serp-hq
Let’s do the same for #Python
🐍 Serpentes + Garter: a #Rust + #WASM VM that runs Python on the server and in the browser
👉 Read more and join at github.com/serp-hq
serp-hq
serp-hq has 3 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub.
github.com
September 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Been quietly building:
RepliCloud — decentralized storage, no blockchain, no tokens. Just verifiable, redundant, encrypted P2P file delivery.
Think S3 meets BitTorrent. Powered by a routing system I call RingN.
PoC works locally.
What would you use this for?
RepliCloud — decentralized storage, no blockchain, no tokens. Just verifiable, redundant, encrypted P2P file delivery.
Think S3 meets BitTorrent. Powered by a routing system I call RingN.
PoC works locally.
What would you use this for?
July 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Been quietly building:
RepliCloud — decentralized storage, no blockchain, no tokens. Just verifiable, redundant, encrypted P2P file delivery.
Think S3 meets BitTorrent. Powered by a routing system I call RingN.
PoC works locally.
What would you use this for?
RepliCloud — decentralized storage, no blockchain, no tokens. Just verifiable, redundant, encrypted P2P file delivery.
Think S3 meets BitTorrent. Powered by a routing system I call RingN.
PoC works locally.
What would you use this for?
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Hey @safety.bsky.app, please remove the offensive GIFs featuring the Canadian flag with "51 State" and others that promote annexation. 🚫 These are disrespectful to our sovereignty and to your 🇨🇦 user community. Despite previous requests, they remain up! 🗣️✨ #TeamCanada
February 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hey @safety.bsky.app, please remove the offensive GIFs featuring the Canadian flag with "51 State" and others that promote annexation. 🚫 These are disrespectful to our sovereignty and to your 🇨🇦 user community. Despite previous requests, they remain up! 🗣️✨ #TeamCanada
January 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Reskeet if you're gay and tired
July 6, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Reskeet if you're gay and tired
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The less popular prequel to manic monday
September 24, 2023 at 6:14 PM
The less popular prequel to manic monday
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A reminder from her Tw*tter days:
ABSOLUTELY NO followers of:
The Trump, the literary TERF, their sheep/disciples, their works, Republicans, Conservatives, Jesus chicken eaters, H*gwarts gamers, racism, bigotry, anti-LGBTQIA+ and the like allowed on my page. If you are, GO AWAY… and I mean it.
ABSOLUTELY NO followers of:
The Trump, the literary TERF, their sheep/disciples, their works, Republicans, Conservatives, Jesus chicken eaters, H*gwarts gamers, racism, bigotry, anti-LGBTQIA+ and the like allowed on my page. If you are, GO AWAY… and I mean it.
September 11, 2023 at 8:06 PM
A reminder from her Tw*tter days:
ABSOLUTELY NO followers of:
The Trump, the literary TERF, their sheep/disciples, their works, Republicans, Conservatives, Jesus chicken eaters, H*gwarts gamers, racism, bigotry, anti-LGBTQIA+ and the like allowed on my page. If you are, GO AWAY… and I mean it.
ABSOLUTELY NO followers of:
The Trump, the literary TERF, their sheep/disciples, their works, Republicans, Conservatives, Jesus chicken eaters, H*gwarts gamers, racism, bigotry, anti-LGBTQIA+ and the like allowed on my page. If you are, GO AWAY… and I mean it.
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A poem: if you’re LGB without the T, keep your a$$ away from me. The End
July 18, 2023 at 12:59 PM
A poem: if you’re LGB without the T, keep your a$$ away from me. The End
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I realize I have no idea how to make friends on this app.
Hi, I'm gay and occasionally funny. I like a lot of things, stick around to find out.
I was called "a very nice man" by six customers in a row once.
Hi, I'm gay and occasionally funny. I like a lot of things, stick around to find out.
I was called "a very nice man" by six customers in a row once.
August 31, 2023 at 3:15 PM
I realize I have no idea how to make friends on this app.
Hi, I'm gay and occasionally funny. I like a lot of things, stick around to find out.
I was called "a very nice man" by six customers in a row once.
Hi, I'm gay and occasionally funny. I like a lot of things, stick around to find out.
I was called "a very nice man" by six customers in a row once.
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Crazy?
I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
Rats make me crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once
I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
Rats make me crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once
August 31, 2023 at 12:02 PM
Crazy?
I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
Rats make me crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once
I was crazy once
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
Rats make me crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once
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Fyi: if I like 3-6 posts of yours in a row, it’s because I think you’re cool.
If I like upwards of 35 posts of yours from me in a row it’s because either I’m madly in love with you or I scrolled long enough that I forgot I was even on a profile and started thinking I was on an interesting feed
If I like upwards of 35 posts of yours from me in a row it’s because either I’m madly in love with you or I scrolled long enough that I forgot I was even on a profile and started thinking I was on an interesting feed
August 22, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Fyi: if I like 3-6 posts of yours in a row, it’s because I think you’re cool.
If I like upwards of 35 posts of yours from me in a row it’s because either I’m madly in love with you or I scrolled long enough that I forgot I was even on a profile and started thinking I was on an interesting feed
If I like upwards of 35 posts of yours from me in a row it’s because either I’m madly in love with you or I scrolled long enough that I forgot I was even on a profile and started thinking I was on an interesting feed
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Normal fitness motivation: I'm going to be so strong, so buff, so swole, I can do heavy things.
Me: I am going to be *so* good at hugging!
Me: I am going to be *so* good at hugging!
August 24, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Normal fitness motivation: I'm going to be so strong, so buff, so swole, I can do heavy things.
Me: I am going to be *so* good at hugging!
Me: I am going to be *so* good at hugging!
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(Voice trembling) Mr. President,
August 23, 2023 at 5:57 PM
(Voice trembling) Mr. President,
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Welcome to Bluesky.
Yes, every day is like this.
No, we will not stop calling them skeets.
Any questions?
Yes, every day is like this.
No, we will not stop calling them skeets.
Any questions?
August 18, 2023 at 9:26 PM
Welcome to Bluesky.
Yes, every day is like this.
No, we will not stop calling them skeets.
Any questions?
Yes, every day is like this.
No, we will not stop calling them skeets.
Any questions?
print(‘Hello, world!’)
August 13, 2023 at 9:13 PM
print(‘Hello, world!’)