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byte @byte.cx · 2d
kleine selbstreflexionsübung, was gibt es auf diesem account:
- "brot." & clubmate
- sportklettern & bouldern
- ganz kl bisschen it / ccc / netzpolitik
- öpnv rants
- katzen/space/politik/fun/… retweets

was gab es früher mal:
- köln(messedeutz)
- bürotweets
- (mehr) Lustige Hut
- altstadt
- byken
mein handy hat seit kurzem nur noch 99 statt 100% "battery health" dachte ihr solltet das wissen…
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
und jetzt wirds jeden tag kälter oder wie
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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日曜日はまだ起きたくないの猫😪

#Blueskyねこ部
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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1984
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
hat wohl mehrere jahre gedauert bis ich wieder einen brauchbaren ersatz für den moons-of-saturn twitter account gefunden hab…
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Slanted Saturn - From Val Klavans (valklavans.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/k1h5xs
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I just got my hair cut by a woman who has us all beat. She owns the shop but she also works two hours a week bussing at a fancy hotel restaurant so she can get employee deals at fancy hotels.

And two days a week she slings bags for Delta so she can fly wherever she wants for free.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
mein ganzer desktop/screensaver besteht aus fischen @apple was soll des
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
jetzt noch kurz zu serdar und dann wars das auch
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
samstag ✅
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
was war da denn los – alle sorten nochmal mindestens 20ct teurer (war mal 3,49) aber ausgerechnet meine sorte bleibt unverändert??
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Hymne auf den November
November 1, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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Buenas noches, thank you very much and fuck AI.
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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byte.cx byte @byte.cx · 16h
muss langsam mal in den tag starten…
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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The way that encrypted chat apps handle backups can be a loophole, so knowing how they work—and how those you communicate with use this feature—is very important. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
How Signal, WhatsApp, Apple, and Google Handle Encrypted Chat Backups
Encrypted chat apps like Signal and WhatsApp are one of the best ways to keep your digital conversations as private as possible. But if you’re not careful with how those conversations are backed up,
www.eff.org
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
oh junge das wird ein wilder montag… der chefroutesetter hat wieder drei neue routen an die platte geschraubt und alle sind an meiner leistungsgrenze plus zwei davon bestehen noch aus absoluten HASS-griffsets (so glitschiges pinkes geometrie-zeugs und gelbes dual-tex zum totcrimpen/abrutschen)
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
muss langsam mal in den tag starten…
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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post in the comments if you relate to sammy smallparts
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Saturn-W00066615-Feb-24-RAW - From Ian Regan - https://flic.kr/p/9qCyXA
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM