Atlas
@bycoltonwesley.bsky.social
hey, y’all. lanstronaut. card games. @ClockTowerWeiss. lions, jays, dons, lugnuts, irish. trans rights. free palestine. no king but Christ, no kingdom but His. (avi: nahaki_401, bg: gmanee)
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"We can do you jank and waifu without meta and we can do you jank and meta without the waifu and we can do you all three, concurrent or consecutive. But! We can't give you waifu and meta without the jank. Jank is compulsory. They're all jank, ya see."
"Is that what people want?"
"It's what we do."
"Is that what people want?"
"It's what we do."
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go Robert Mueller and the rule of law
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
go Robert Mueller and the rule of law
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
“Captured” is a pretty crazy way to spell “kidnapped.”
BREAKING: U.S. President Donald Trump says Venezuela’s Nicolas Maduro has been captured after US conducted a "large scale strike" on the country.
At least 7 explosions and low-flying aircraft are heard in Venezuela's Caracas
At least seven explosions and low-flying aircraft are heard around 2 a.m. local time Saturday in Venezuela’s capital, Caracas.
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January 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
“Captured” is a pretty crazy way to spell “kidnapped.”
"We can do you jank and waifu without meta and we can do you jank and meta without the waifu and we can do you all three, concurrent or consecutive. But! We can't give you waifu and meta without the jank. Jank is compulsory. They're all jank, ya see."
"Is that what people want?"
"It's what we do."
"Is that what people want?"
"It's what we do."
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
"We can do you jank and waifu without meta and we can do you jank and meta without the waifu and we can do you all three, concurrent or consecutive. But! We can't give you waifu and meta without the jank. Jank is compulsory. They're all jank, ya see."
"Is that what people want?"
"It's what we do."
"Is that what people want?"
"It's what we do."
The Luddites were right.
They were right.
They were right.
January 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The Luddites were right.
They were right.
They were right.
wrote about some of my favorite small youtube channels that you should go watch because they're really good: coltonwesley.wordpress.com/2025/12/31/f...
Five YouTube channels you actually haven’t seen that you should check out if you like that sort of thing
I spend a lot of time on YouTube because it’s free and people will just post some of the best art in the world there, for free. This is a list of channels that make very good videos that aren…
coltonwesley.wordpress.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
wrote about some of my favorite small youtube channels that you should go watch because they're really good: coltonwesley.wordpress.com/2025/12/31/f...
CHRISTMAS CHARITY LIVESTREAM STARTS NOW GET IN HERE WE'VE GOT CARMEN AND JASON PLAYING JP RIGHT NOW! www.youtube.com/live/ynfCDIP...
Christmas Charity Livestream
YouTube video by The Clock Tower - Weiss Schwarz
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
CHRISTMAS CHARITY LIVESTREAM STARTS NOW GET IN HERE WE'VE GOT CARMEN AND JASON PLAYING JP RIGHT NOW! www.youtube.com/live/ynfCDIP...
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Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!
May this be a time of reflection, consolidation, inspiration, & the start of a year of radical love for your community, class, & the wretched of the Earth!
May this be a time of reflection, consolidation, inspiration, & the start of a year of radical love for your community, class, & the wretched of the Earth!
December 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate!
May this be a time of reflection, consolidation, inspiration, & the start of a year of radical love for your community, class, & the wretched of the Earth!
May this be a time of reflection, consolidation, inspiration, & the start of a year of radical love for your community, class, & the wretched of the Earth!
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It's kind of funny how close q-anon was to uncovering a secret pedo ring amongst the world's elite. They really just missed. They only made one minor mistake which was their iron clad rule of "the more racist you are the less you are a pedo" didn't hold water in the end.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's kind of funny how close q-anon was to uncovering a secret pedo ring amongst the world's elite. They really just missed. They only made one minor mistake which was their iron clad rule of "the more racist you are the less you are a pedo" didn't hold water in the end.
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i think if the democrats had dug in their heels and said "this is the epstein shutdown. trump is starving the country because he doesn't want the epstein files to come out" they probably could have ended him. so it was very kind of them to not do that
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i think if the democrats had dug in their heels and said "this is the epstein shutdown. trump is starving the country because he doesn't want the epstein files to come out" they probably could have ended him. so it was very kind of them to not do that
The last time one of my teams went to a championship, I was six. It still hardly feels real.
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The last time one of my teams went to a championship, I was six. It still hardly feels real.
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Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
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now both teams are stuck with this weird thing that will linger over their playoff aims for the rest of the season, this is how drama is done
a tie is the only honorable outcome of an NFL overtime game when you don’t have a rooting interest
September 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
now both teams are stuck with this weird thing that will linger over their playoff aims for the rest of the season, this is how drama is done
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40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody
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“What are we to make of a man who called for the execution of the American president, and then was executed himself?”
"But the most telling detail in Klein’s column was that, for all his praise, there was not a single word in the piece from Kirk himself."
Ta-Nehisi Coates for @vanityfair.com: www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...
Ta-Nehisi Coates for @vanityfair.com: www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...
Charlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost Cause
By ignoring the rhetoric and actions of the Turning Point USA founder, pundits and politicians are sanitizing his legacy.
www.vanityfair.com
September 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“What are we to make of a man who called for the execution of the American president, and then was executed himself?”
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so close. been doing the same math. it’s actually E=mc^2 x tMG. multiplying Einstein’s equation by the commonly accepted abbreviation for my band unlocks the energy of people buying our merch, which quantizes the azimuth of us getting paid. the future is amazing
August 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
so close. been doing the same math. it’s actually E=mc^2 x tMG. multiplying Einstein’s equation by the commonly accepted abbreviation for my band unlocks the energy of people buying our merch, which quantizes the azimuth of us getting paid. the future is amazing
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I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:
Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
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this is real and how the image of sports as aggro rogan-pilled bros and not middle aged dads unwinding and bonding on a sunday is really worth thinking about. even boxing fanhood, now KO-obsessed, was in a more Remembering Some Guys mode once
Remembering Some Guys is possibly the most singularly wholesome, non-toxic activity many men engage in
you want to get dudes out of the fever swamps of the manosphere? get them together and start arguing about relief pitching
you want to get dudes out of the fever swamps of the manosphere? get them together and start arguing about relief pitching
I mean this is literally a huge chunk of sports posting and half the time on this app it is immediately met with screaming about how sportball is for conservatives
July 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
this is real and how the image of sports as aggro rogan-pilled bros and not middle aged dads unwinding and bonding on a sunday is really worth thinking about. even boxing fanhood, now KO-obsessed, was in a more Remembering Some Guys mode once
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you don't have to acknowledge the legit use cases for AI when you hate on AI. you can just hate. the legit use cases will be fine
June 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
you don't have to acknowledge the legit use cases for AI when you hate on AI. you can just hate. the legit use cases will be fine
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Remember how we raised money for the Center of Maternal Excellence in Sierra Leone during Christmas charity livestreams? Well, IT'S OPENING IN JANUARY 2026 BABY www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCZj...
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May 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Remember how we raised money for the Center of Maternal Excellence in Sierra Leone during Christmas charity livestreams? Well, IT'S OPENING IN JANUARY 2026 BABY www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCZj...
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The ball is tipped
March 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The ball is tipped
IT'S TIME! The 2024 Christmas Charity Livestream begins TONIGHT at 6:00 ET! Raising money to end TB with the Project for Awesome!
24-hour steam, featuring:
Brayden
Carmen
Clinton
Jason
ScRipted
Steve and @eccentricavis.weissteatime.com
Steven and @jazzy-reporter.bsky.social
@zabuton78.bsky.social
24-hour steam, featuring:
Brayden
Carmen
Clinton
Jason
ScRipted
Steve and @eccentricavis.weissteatime.com
Steven and @jazzy-reporter.bsky.social
@zabuton78.bsky.social
December 29, 2024 at 3:43 PM
IT'S TIME! The 2024 Christmas Charity Livestream begins TONIGHT at 6:00 ET! Raising money to end TB with the Project for Awesome!
24-hour steam, featuring:
Brayden
Carmen
Clinton
Jason
ScRipted
Steve and @eccentricavis.weissteatime.com
Steven and @jazzy-reporter.bsky.social
@zabuton78.bsky.social
24-hour steam, featuring:
Brayden
Carmen
Clinton
Jason
ScRipted
Steve and @eccentricavis.weissteatime.com
Steven and @jazzy-reporter.bsky.social
@zabuton78.bsky.social