Ben worsowicz
@bworsowicz.bsky.social
Dave portnoy is bill simmons for guys who can’t read
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Dave portnoy is bill simmons for guys who can’t read
You don’t have the balls @ifbookspod.bsky.social
September 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You don’t have the balls @ifbookspod.bsky.social
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
My daughter is in competition dance and it is going to cause me to become the joker
September 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My daughter is in competition dance and it is going to cause me to become the joker
Parents whose youngest child is in preschool to the parents whose oldest child is in preschool when there's a school shooting.
August 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Parents whose youngest child is in preschool to the parents whose oldest child is in preschool when there's a school shooting.
In 200 years historians will know for sure when the last properly free election under the 1789 constitution was but I'm pretty confident it's not any later than 2016 and probably more like 2010 or 2012.
That assumes they count *any* of them as free which, maybe not.
That assumes they count *any* of them as free which, maybe not.
August 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
In 200 years historians will know for sure when the last properly free election under the 1789 constitution was but I'm pretty confident it's not any later than 2016 and probably more like 2010 or 2012.
That assumes they count *any* of them as free which, maybe not.
That assumes they count *any* of them as free which, maybe not.
Hell yeah this Garth Brooks song is a banger
Oh yeah which one?
The one where the teenage farmhand gets raped by the boss
Oh yeah which one?
The one where the teenage farmhand gets raped by the boss
August 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hell yeah this Garth Brooks song is a banger
Oh yeah which one?
The one where the teenage farmhand gets raped by the boss
Oh yeah which one?
The one where the teenage farmhand gets raped by the boss
If Toby Keith died on 9/10/01 he’d be in my top 10 all time
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If Toby Keith died on 9/10/01 he’d be in my top 10 all time
Every time I see there's a big swim competition I think "is this the year we finally see Katie Ledecky doping allegations?" Spoiler: it never is. This person has like the fastest 25 times ever in her event and nobody thinks she's on gear? She's definitely on gear.
July 31, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Every time I see there's a big swim competition I think "is this the year we finally see Katie Ledecky doping allegations?" Spoiler: it never is. This person has like the fastest 25 times ever in her event and nobody thinks she's on gear? She's definitely on gear.
I don't think this is fair given that the Biden admin (she was his VP!) was pretty fucking terrible on Gaza and while Trump hasn't been good, IDK if it's clear that he's worse than Biden was or if Israel is worse and Trump hasn't tried to stop them.
a reasonable amount of 'Kamala Harris will be the same/worse than Trump on Gaza' insanity was just straightforward anti-semitism about having a Jewish husband.
July 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I don't think this is fair given that the Biden admin (she was his VP!) was pretty fucking terrible on Gaza and while Trump hasn't been good, IDK if it's clear that he's worse than Biden was or if Israel is worse and Trump hasn't tried to stop them.
This all ends with Schumer cutting a deal to leave trump in power in exchange for clinton getting off with no consequences.
July 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This all ends with Schumer cutting a deal to leave trump in power in exchange for clinton getting off with no consequences.
Breathless praise of this disgusting creature and his horrible administration isn’t what we need from the “opposition” party you fucking dunce
July 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Breathless praise of this disgusting creature and his horrible administration isn’t what we need from the “opposition” party you fucking dunce
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Human virtues have been so completely untethered from political virtues on one side of the aisle that it’s not clear what exit there could possibly be
July 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Human virtues have been so completely untethered from political virtues on one side of the aisle that it’s not clear what exit there could possibly be
Felt bad this morning then finished listening to @fivefourpod.bsky.social. Now I feel worse.
July 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Felt bad this morning then finished listening to @fivefourpod.bsky.social. Now I feel worse.
Reminder that Javert is the antagonist but he isn't a "bad guy." He is so shaken by his realization that the law and the right thing are sometimes different that he kills himself.
Trump is Thenardier and I would contend that even his supporters would say that.
Trump is Thenardier and I would contend that even his supporters would say that.
Trump's inability to understand even in an elementary way the basics of our culture, high or low, is always amazing. Here's a mini-thread of classic moments:
(1) From last night, he couldn't bring himself to say whether he identified with the protagonist or antagonist of Les Misérables.
(1) From last night, he couldn't bring himself to say whether he identified with the protagonist or antagonist of Les Misérables.
The inability to grasp the moral meaning of a famously unsubtle work of art—
—and the suggestion that he might identify more with Javert, the inflexible obsessive lawman ultimately unable to live with himself after what he sees—
—make this a perfect Trumpian moment of ignorance and immorality.
—and the suggestion that he might identify more with Javert, the inflexible obsessive lawman ultimately unable to live with himself after what he sees—
—make this a perfect Trumpian moment of ignorance and immorality.
June 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Reminder that Javert is the antagonist but he isn't a "bad guy." He is so shaken by his realization that the law and the right thing are sometimes different that he kills himself.
Trump is Thenardier and I would contend that even his supporters would say that.
Trump is Thenardier and I would contend that even his supporters would say that.
We need the Chris Gaines movie.
KOTOR III would be good it sucks they rushed the second one out.
KOTOR III would be good it sucks they rushed the second one out.
This is a good question: what dormant media project (game/show/movie/etc) would you bring back from the dead if you were obscenely rich just because you could?
Because for me it's Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III and a bunch of anime series the public has forgotten about.
Because for me it's Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III and a bunch of anime series the public has forgotten about.
legitimately I do not understand why more billionaires don't fund media passion projects
if I had eleventy billion dollars I would absolutely be doing shit like "I will give you people a hundred million bucks to give me a world class KOTOR remake" or funding romcoms based off my fav romance novels
if I had eleventy billion dollars I would absolutely be doing shit like "I will give you people a hundred million bucks to give me a world class KOTOR remake" or funding romcoms based off my fav romance novels
June 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We need the Chris Gaines movie.
KOTOR III would be good it sucks they rushed the second one out.
KOTOR III would be good it sucks they rushed the second one out.
Never understood that I might be fortunate to live in Ohio until I listened to @gokp.bsky.social marveling at the magnificent wonder that is *checks notes* a park with a port-a-potty.
NOT a park with a bathroom, which is the arrangement of nearly every park I've been to in Ohio.
NOT a park with a bathroom, which is the arrangement of nearly every park I've been to in Ohio.
June 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Never understood that I might be fortunate to live in Ohio until I listened to @gokp.bsky.social marveling at the magnificent wonder that is *checks notes* a park with a port-a-potty.
NOT a park with a bathroom, which is the arrangement of nearly every park I've been to in Ohio.
NOT a park with a bathroom, which is the arrangement of nearly every park I've been to in Ohio.
PSA: Leave your fucking dog at home when you come to work
May 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
PSA: Leave your fucking dog at home when you come to work
Democrat loyalist twitter is very invested in Jake Tapper's book being a nothingburger and saying "what about trump" but, um, my standard is higher than "better than trump?" If the whole thing was always just "but what about trump," then it was never worth voting for.
May 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Democrat loyalist twitter is very invested in Jake Tapper's book being a nothingburger and saying "what about trump" but, um, my standard is higher than "better than trump?" If the whole thing was always just "but what about trump," then it was never worth voting for.
TIL a recitation of facts is the same as personal hatred
I wrote a piece about Billy Carter being a drunken fuckup relative of a president, but I can't imagine sitting for an interview spitting this kind of personal hatred for the man. Jesus Christ, get some perspective.
Just look how much smoke the utmost elite of the Beltway media apparatus have for Hunter Biden.
This is the absolute upper crust of DC media influencers... Where is the self-righteous indignation for the people who are *actively* stripping this country down and selling it for parts?
This is the absolute upper crust of DC media influencers... Where is the self-righteous indignation for the people who are *actively* stripping this country down and selling it for parts?
May 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
TIL a recitation of facts is the same as personal hatred
It used to be that holding office as a republican required you to be incredibly smart and pretend to be a total cretin, but Noem, Vance, etc. are proving that now you can be authentically stupid and hold incredibly powerful office.
May 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It used to be that holding office as a republican required you to be incredibly smart and pretend to be a total cretin, but Noem, Vance, etc. are proving that now you can be authentically stupid and hold incredibly powerful office.
The COVID vaccine is the most important victory of any presidential administration in my lifetime, it belongs to fuck mouth donald trump, and his own supporters fucking hate it. I can't believe this is real life.
40% of Republicans say the COVID-19 vaccine has probably or definitely killed more people than the COVID-19 virus.
May 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The COVID vaccine is the most important victory of any presidential administration in my lifetime, it belongs to fuck mouth donald trump, and his own supporters fucking hate it. I can't believe this is real life.
In all likelihood, I would take the money to go to court and piss down my leg defending an indefensible, immoral, inhumane position. HOWEVER the money would have to be a lot more than whatever they pay any government lawyer.
May 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
In all likelihood, I would take the money to go to court and piss down my leg defending an indefensible, immoral, inhumane position. HOWEVER the money would have to be a lot more than whatever they pay any government lawyer.
"Trump's Constitutional Conscience: How the President's View of Marbury v. Madison Informs His Presidency"
Who's writing this so they can avoid the question at hand? Can I get Josh Blackman?
Who's writing this so they can avoid the question at hand? Can I get Josh Blackman?
April 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"Trump's Constitutional Conscience: How the President's View of Marbury v. Madison Informs His Presidency"
Who's writing this so they can avoid the question at hand? Can I get Josh Blackman?
Who's writing this so they can avoid the question at hand? Can I get Josh Blackman?
They learned from their forebears in Germany, who were all immediately identified as many as 60 years later by victims who would remember the face to their grave.
All these ICE agents and police officers wearing balaclavas in the US. No law enforcement officers should be allowed to cover their faces unless it is tactically necessary
April 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
They learned from their forebears in Germany, who were all immediately identified as many as 60 years later by victims who would remember the face to their grave.