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Where is my algorithm? My precious algorithm?
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Imagine watching this live, half awake as you slip into a food coma, the horrors of 9/11 fresh on your mind...

I would've thought I was dying
Creed performing “Higher”, “My Sacrifice”, during the Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving Day Game Halftime Show at Texas Stadium in Irving, Texas (2001)
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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i have decided to count out playoff patrick
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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February 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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We are going to die of climate change
December 22, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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Hey chat, trapped in my cybertruck, FSD drove me into a frozen pond, the water has ignited the lithium, doors won't open and the console is unresponsive, how do I get out? Still love the truck, by the way.
December 15, 2024 at 3:19 AM