Brian Burhenn
@burhenn.bsky.social
Today I learned that marionberries were made in partnership with Oregon State University and named after Marion County. Only been around since like 1956. Also mostly regional to the PNW apparently.
Salute 🫡🫡🫡🫡 to all the food scientists at various land-grant universities making fruits and crops that are healthier/tastier/easier to grow etc. some of our society’s real MVPs
This Southern propaganda sucks, but it reminds me of good Apple News I neglected to share. WSU Extension was at our conference last week and brought the new Sunflare variety. It’s not available commercially for a couple of years, but it’s magnificent. Yes, it pairs well with Cougar Gold.
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Today I learned that marionberries were made in partnership with Oregon State University and named after Marion County. Only been around since like 1956. Also mostly regional to the PNW apparently.
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OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
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Welcome back my precious weirdo
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Josh Naylor staying with #Mariners, per ESPN’s Jeff Passan.
📰 SeattleSports.com + Seattle Sports App
Josh Naylor staying with #Mariners, per ESPN’s Jeff Passan.
📰 SeattleSports.com + Seattle Sports App
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Welcome back my precious weirdo
Back then all the fans called Cal the team leader. Glad ownership got on board!! #GOMS
Thinking about how Cal Raleigh—a quiet guy!—said two years ago ownership had to get serious. And how everyone wanted them to get Suarez, but we all thought they’d wouldn’t actually do it. And then they did.
And tonight he did that.
One more.
And tonight he did that.
One more.
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Back then all the fans called Cal the team leader. Glad ownership got on board!! #GOMS
I still tried for the ticket draw but now that I didn’t get that, there’s zero chance I’ll be able to go.
Many soccer fans were excited that the men's World Cup would be coming to the U.S. next year — until they discovered how much FIFA is charging for tickets. n.pr/4hb5owm
'Absolute madness': Soccer fans are outraged over ticket prices for U.S. World Cup
Many soccer fans were excited that the men's World Cup would be coming to the U.S. next year — until they discovered how much FIFA is charging for tickets.
n.pr
October 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I still tried for the ticket draw but now that I didn’t get that, there’s zero chance I’ll be able to go.
I’m generally anti-AI but bring on the robo-umps.
This ump.....
October 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m generally anti-AI but bring on the robo-umps.
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this clip was engineered in a lab to achieve the maximal amount of humiliation for the Yankees
October 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
this clip was engineered in a lab to achieve the maximal amount of humiliation for the Yankees
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Absolute legend
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥
Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Absolute legend
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Putting away the patio furniture makes for a sad day.
September 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Putting away the patio furniture makes for a sad day.
The best part is the older people in the crowd doing the no-fly zone gesture.
September 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The best part is the older people in the crowd doing the no-fly zone gesture.
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This was one of my favorite videos to use in class to talk about enclaves and exclaves. There’s even new, updated ones. https://youtu.be/gtLxZiiuaXs?si=06iPVbvDPEIVyrmf
I’ll read any exclave Wikipedia pages I can get my hands on
September 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This was one of my favorite videos to use in class to talk about enclaves and exclaves. There’s even new, updated ones. https://youtu.be/gtLxZiiuaXs?si=06iPVbvDPEIVyrmf
Haven’t opened this app in a few days. Let me just check and see what’s going on…
bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Haven’t opened this app in a few days. Let me just check and see what’s going on…
The upside of not following as many people here as the last place? I can forget to check this for a whole day and catch up in like maybe 20 minutes.
January 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The upside of not following as many people here as the last place? I can forget to check this for a whole day and catch up in like maybe 20 minutes.
But will he talk about college football or some other random sport? If so, then I’ll tune in.
The 50th season of “Saturday Night Live” is starting the year off with two new episodes in January, one of which will feature Oscar-nominated actor Timothée Chalamet as both host and musical guest.
Timothée Chalamet will pull double duty as host and musical guest on upcoming ‘SNL’ episode | CNN
The 50th season of “Saturday Night Live” is starting the year off with two new episodes in January, with one featuring Oscar-nominated actor Timothée Chalamet as both host and musical guest.
www.cnn.com
January 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
But will he talk about college football or some other random sport? If so, then I’ll tune in.
This is the second Kars 4 Kids and CFB related person crossover of the day. Listen to the first few minutes of today’s episode of Say Who, Say Pod from @christiancaple.bsky.social to hear why I was glad I was outside listening by myself when the episode started.
Let the record show that when the time came for me to donate a non-functioning car, I specifically sought out a charity besides Kars 4 Kids out of spite for having to hear the jingle all these years
January 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This is the second Kars 4 Kids and CFB related person crossover of the day. Listen to the first few minutes of today’s episode of Say Who, Say Pod from @christiancaple.bsky.social to hear why I was glad I was outside listening by myself when the episode started.
The UFC is coming to Seattle in February for the first time in like 10 years. I probably won’t be able to go due to the cost of tickets.
WWE and UFC bragging about record gates is hilarious. The arenas aren’t getting bigger. I get bragging to your investors about it, but announcing it to fans is fucking funny. Hey, our tickets are the most expensive they’ve ever been! Congrats fans on having to pay the most!
January 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The UFC is coming to Seattle in February for the first time in like 10 years. I probably won’t be able to go due to the cost of tickets.
So, are we all agreeing to block all the bots that start following us on Bluesky?
January 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So, are we all agreeing to block all the bots that start following us on Bluesky?
I guess I’m an Atlanta Falcons fan now! Let’s go Michael Penix!!!
January 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I guess I’m an Atlanta Falcons fan now! Let’s go Michael Penix!!!
There are plenty of books that I didn’t read but I knew about because of a little dog.
The reason teens are uncultured dipshits is they grew up without this lil guy.
December 28, 2024 at 4:25 PM
There are plenty of books that I didn’t read but I knew about because of a little dog.
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 3:29 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The spirits:
The spirits:
This section from @benfowlkes.bsky.social’s latest post on Substack really nails the experience of dealing with kids of a certain age.
Also, now I’m just wondering if my pants are tucked into my shirt or not. Thanks, kid.
Also, now I’m just wondering if my pants are tucked into my shirt or not. Thanks, kid.
December 18, 2024 at 10:48 PM
This section from @benfowlkes.bsky.social’s latest post on Substack really nails the experience of dealing with kids of a certain age.
Also, now I’m just wondering if my pants are tucked into my shirt or not. Thanks, kid.
Also, now I’m just wondering if my pants are tucked into my shirt or not. Thanks, kid.
I will gladly take my kids to this movie.
The news many fans of a certain blue dog have been waiting for has arrived.
‘Bluey: The Movie’ is coming | CNN
The news many fans of a certain blue dog have been waiting for has arrived.
www.cnn.com
December 17, 2024 at 9:41 PM
I will gladly take my kids to this movie.
If the Falcons are gonna start Penix next week (fingers crossed), I need some alerts going off so I, and the rest of Husky Nation, can watch our guy.
CC: @minakimes.bsky.social
CC: @minakimes.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 5:46 AM
If the Falcons are gonna start Penix next week (fingers crossed), I need some alerts going off so I, and the rest of Husky Nation, can watch our guy.
CC: @minakimes.bsky.social
CC: @minakimes.bsky.social