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In Japan, they call it "tansaku (exploratory) action" because they’re afraid of Nintendo
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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“On behalf of Director Park Chan-wook's new film, we are cordially inviting all Fortune 500 CEOs to a special screening of NO OTHER CHOICE.

This is truly a film that speaks to our gracious executive leaders and the culture they have cultivated.”

Beast mode shit.
December 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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you know i had to do it to em
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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my man is spittin
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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fan art (洞窟物語, Cave Story)
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Thinking about changing all my common courtesies to uncommon ones.
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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White boy stuns chinese waiter by pulling out a gun
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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"Batou. This our guy?"
"Yep. American Net Infiltrator, 26-years-old. Last week told Grok to do an Epic Vulgar Roast at the Megatech holiday party and he got laughed out of the room. Only he followed that up by ramming his ride into the side of the house. Hell of a move for a script kiddie."
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
White boy shocks the Vietnamese waiter at Thai restaurant by ordering in perfect Cantonese
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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It’s time for all decent people to bully those who speak publicly about their bets to hell. Fuck all of them, I hate this shit so much
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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he'll yeah
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Designing games for people who refuse to experiment or learn the rules, writing stories for people who refuse to consider the subtext, making music for people who don't actually care about the sound... it will only ever lead to a worse piece of art. You gotta know when to say "fuck 'em!!"
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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re prime 4 discourse, todasy is as good a time as any to say:

video games talk AT you way too much in the 2020s!

i'm not talking abt too much narrative (not a real issue). i'm talking abt a constant, patronizing use of narration to /predigest/ everything from challenge to mood to emotional impact!
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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See this is that OVA vibe that Persona forgot...
TWO WEEKS UNTIL DEMONSCHOOL
November 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Happy Michael Festival
September 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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I don't wanna blow any one particular person up but seeing some "Why did the dev of this hard game release another hard game this is unfair to unskilled players like me" going around and I'd just like to ask "why the fuck did you buy did you buy the game??????"

like you can make decisions!!
September 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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team cherry crashing the steam servers… one final silk song delay… the last one… for old times sake…
September 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
September 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Kurosawa and Mifune had that shit on
September 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM