David
@bugbearpaladin.bsky.social
Tabletop rpgs, art, video games, and being queer as fuck. 18+ Low key anxious. NSFW? He/They
Thinking about how much Star Fox affected me growing up. Trying to remember how long I’ve thirsted after Wolf O’Donnell.
December 30, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Thinking about how much Star Fox affected me growing up. Trying to remember how long I’ve thirsted after Wolf O’Donnell.
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I grew up religious and then eventually just decided God likes gay sex so it’s a lot harder to feel guilty. It’s nice.
July 1, 2024 at 6:46 AM
I grew up religious and then eventually just decided God likes gay sex so it’s a lot harder to feel guilty. It’s nice.
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This is my new favorite insult for dog furries.
May 11, 2024 at 12:44 AM
This is my new favorite insult for dog furries.
Guy at work accidentally had his ass showing at work and fuck it was the right kind of hairy. Seriously spent my whole time keeping from staring.
December 1, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Guy at work accidentally had his ass showing at work and fuck it was the right kind of hairy. Seriously spent my whole time keeping from staring.
Got a second account because as much as I like seeing y’all’s cocks, I like using this app in public. 😯 Also so I can follow furry artists on this one as well.
November 7, 2023 at 1:57 AM
Got a second account because as much as I like seeing y’all’s cocks, I like using this app in public. 😯 Also so I can follow furry artists on this one as well.
Husband: Pumpkins grow like this!
October 7, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Husband: Pumpkins grow like this!
Accidentally convinced a coworker I got LASIK. So if you ever stop wearing your glasses I have a great think to tell your coworkers to mess with them!
October 5, 2023 at 12:43 PM
Accidentally convinced a coworker I got LASIK. So if you ever stop wearing your glasses I have a great think to tell your coworkers to mess with them!
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I cannot stress enough how important it is to make weird art
September 12, 2023 at 8:18 AM
I cannot stress enough how important it is to make weird art
Husband: Why are you doing full voice acting for me as you play this game?
Me: It’s not for you it’s for me ☺️
Husband: Yeah, you just always do it when I’m around.
Me: Yes… I only do it when you’re around… Never when I’m home alone.
Me: It’s not for you it’s for me ☺️
Husband: Yeah, you just always do it when I’m around.
Me: Yes… I only do it when you’re around… Never when I’m home alone.
September 16, 2023 at 9:17 AM
Husband: Why are you doing full voice acting for me as you play this game?
Me: It’s not for you it’s for me ☺️
Husband: Yeah, you just always do it when I’m around.
Me: Yes… I only do it when you’re around… Never when I’m home alone.
Me: It’s not for you it’s for me ☺️
Husband: Yeah, you just always do it when I’m around.
Me: Yes… I only do it when you’re around… Never when I’m home alone.
POV: Your manager is explaining why you’re getting only a 20 cent an hour raise this year
September 8, 2023 at 10:09 AM
POV: Your manager is explaining why you’re getting only a 20 cent an hour raise this year
Can there be something like Advent or Lent, but witchy and spiritual for Halloween? Something to take my mind off of the commercialization of such an important day :P
September 5, 2023 at 7:15 AM
Can there be something like Advent or Lent, but witchy and spiritual for Halloween? Something to take my mind off of the commercialization of such an important day :P
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How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
June 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
I love watching superhero content with my husband because I’ll be thinking “that’s a pretty cool gadget they just showed on screen!” And he will let out a huge gasp because he’s actually read comics and knows what’s up.
August 26, 2023 at 2:26 PM
I love watching superhero content with my husband because I’ll be thinking “that’s a pretty cool gadget they just showed on screen!” And he will let out a huge gasp because he’s actually read comics and knows what’s up.
“Misery” by Stephen King is a cautionary tale about how AO3 saves lives.
August 21, 2023 at 4:54 AM
“Misery” by Stephen King is a cautionary tale about how AO3 saves lives.
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Beefy Sub + Twink Dom
August 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Beefy Sub + Twink Dom
Wishing that I only ever needed to come once. I’m so tired of the look in people’s eyes when I say *he* to refer to my spouse. Does anyone else recognize that mix of surprise, confusion, and feigned excitement that people show?
August 13, 2023 at 1:30 PM
Wishing that I only ever needed to come once. I’m so tired of the look in people’s eyes when I say *he* to refer to my spouse. Does anyone else recognize that mix of surprise, confusion, and feigned excitement that people show?
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I feel like if I were invited on a tour of a factory and the workers started singing a silly little song with a moral about how I'm making bad decisions like the Greek chorus in a German folk tale, I would immediately stop what I was doing — RIP to the Wonka kids but I'm different 🤭
August 4, 2023 at 5:49 AM
I feel like if I were invited on a tour of a factory and the workers started singing a silly little song with a moral about how I'm making bad decisions like the Greek chorus in a German folk tale, I would immediately stop what I was doing — RIP to the Wonka kids but I'm different 🤭
Just sent my DnD party on an egg hunt in a hamlet, only to release the number of eggs hatched as abyssal chickens to fight and gods it felt good!
August 2, 2023 at 6:56 AM
Just sent my DnD party on an egg hunt in a hamlet, only to release the number of eggs hatched as abyssal chickens to fight and gods it felt good!
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Meanwhile, downloading Krita and saying “this month I’ll teach myself to draw” is 0$ a month!
July 29, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Meanwhile, downloading Krita and saying “this month I’ll teach myself to draw” is 0$ a month!
Thinking about this Smokey the Bear ad I saw in San Fran and how I want to bury myself in his chest.
July 27, 2023 at 2:02 PM
Thinking about this Smokey the Bear ad I saw in San Fran and how I want to bury myself in his chest.
It appears I joined on the day everyone is saying the furries arrived, to which I can only say I’m definitely not a furry. *Pauses on yet another attractive masculine wolf art.* Yeah, not a furry, haha, so glad I made that clear!
July 25, 2023 at 12:28 PM
It appears I joined on the day everyone is saying the furries arrived, to which I can only say I’m definitely not a furry. *Pauses on yet another attractive masculine wolf art.* Yeah, not a furry, haha, so glad I made that clear!
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Only a matter of time now.
July 24, 2023 at 6:04 PM
Only a matter of time now.