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Bryce
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Deceptively athletic
Most entertaining white elephant gift from last night? Two raw New York strip steaks.
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I’ve lived in Vegas so no. But no San Diego in the top 10?!
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”

Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I miss her
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What about moderately attractive men for their age?
Tim Miller makes a plea for more straight, woke influencers: "This is a message for hot straight men with muscles who work out, and who are also woke. We just need you to just do a little bit of commentary."
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
We are a full candy bar house
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Happy “I should probably take my graduation year off my LinkedIn” birthday to me?
October 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Both of my children (age 4 & 6) are now calling me by my first name. I don’t know if I should feel respected or disrespected.
October 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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There are two types of elementary school teachers that I trust: teachers who are dressed like Ms. Frizzle, and teachers who are dressed like an overgrown first grader.
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Not a geography expert but I don’t think Memorial Stadium is in Omaha
September 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The brewery I’m eating at has a trivia game going on and the music round had the words for Flo Rider’s “boots with the fir” over different tunes, which they had to guess. So Mr. Brightside but they are singing about apple bottom jeans.
September 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
September 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
August 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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children of the corn sweats
July 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I performed in a play while elementary school age with a 103 degree fever.
Share a piece of lore about yourself

Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
July 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The nice thing about my wife and I lacking D1 athlete genes is we don’t have to sweat travel ball for our kids.
June 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I’m at the stage of life now where I hear new pop songs through their Kid Bops covers.
June 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I hope the Joint Commission looks at pulling the VAs accreditation if they start denying care to veterans.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... ‘Extremely disturbing and unethical’: new rules allow VA doctors to refuse to treat Democrats, unmarried veterans | Trump administration | The Guardian
‘Extremely disturbing and unethical’: new rules allow VA doctors to refuse to treat Democrats, unmarried veterans
Trump order allows VA staff to decline providing healthcare to patients based on political affiliation or marital status
www.theguardian.com
June 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Honestly not bad. The crunch of the poptart is different then the traditional ice cream sandwich
June 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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“The soldiers who cheered partisan applause lines at Fort Bragg, and their leaders, erred in a spectacular way.”

www.defenseone.com/ideas/2025/0...
The military must remain nonpartisan. America depends on it
The soldiers who cheered partisan applause lines at Fort Bragg, and their leaders, erred in a spectacular way.
www.defenseone.com
June 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
At least they are skipping the “see it’s a guy with the same name” game they played for the first two bases.

www.stripes.com/branches/arm...
Trump restores names of seven southern Army bases
After bringing back the name Fort Bragg to the post in North Carolina, President Donald Trump visited the base and announced seven other southern Army installations would return to their old names tha...
www.stripes.com
June 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I thought this was called the WFH mullet.
June 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
@sickoscommittee.org I’m late to the party but the Bird is so exclusive you have to email them to get pricing.

No word on the live falcons though.
June 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Met a guy at the hotel breakfast who first thought I was an airline pilot (I’m in my flight suit) and then admitted he was kicked off a commerical flight yesterday because of a “seating dispute.” I didn’t stick around to hear more about his story but that is a wild thing to admit to a stranger.
June 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
NBA: N/A
NFL: Falcons
NHL: Vegas
MLB: Braves
WNBA: n/a (just not a basketball guy)
Soccer: 🇺🇸
College: AF, Nebraska, Georgia
F1: McLaren
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Seahawks
NHL: Kraken? idk
MLB: Braves, Mariners
WNBA: Liberty
Soccer: N/A
College: Georgia, Washington

very normal group of teams
NBA: n/a (but it’s actually the Sixers because I hate myself)
NFL: Eagles
NHL: Flyers
MLB: Phillies
WNBA: Lynx
Soccer: Newcastle United, Minnesota United, Minnesota Aurora FC
College: Wisconsin Badgers

Nothing changed here for me but it’s always fun to see who everyone supports.
June 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM