The Artist Known as Duncan
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If you fuck w me pls give me money Venmo @duncanpassell
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the lion doesn't concern himself with credit scores
October 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
the lion doesn't concern himself with credit scores
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Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children
Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda
Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy
Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me
Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda
Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy
Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me
September 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children
Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda
Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy
Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me
Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda
Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy
Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me
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they're going to keep moving closer to their webcams until something is done
September 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
they're going to keep moving closer to their webcams until something is done
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if someone quotes Leviticus saying gay people should be stoned to death, and calls that "God's perfect law," it's accurate to say they called for gay people to be stoned to death. Likewise, it's inaccurate to say they never called for it. bc I can parse language and understand how humans communicate
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
if someone quotes Leviticus saying gay people should be stoned to death, and calls that "God's perfect law," it's accurate to say they called for gay people to be stoned to death. Likewise, it's inaccurate to say they never called for it. bc I can parse language and understand how humans communicate
July 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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despite everything, palestine will one day be free
May 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
despite everything, palestine will one day be free
In Sabrina Carpinter’s hit song “Busy Woman” the chorus starts off
“But if you need my love
My clothes are off, I'm comin' over to your place.”
Does this mean Sabrina is driving over to someone’s house completely naked?
“But if you need my love
My clothes are off, I'm comin' over to your place.”
Does this mean Sabrina is driving over to someone’s house completely naked?
May 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In Sabrina Carpinter’s hit song “Busy Woman” the chorus starts off
“But if you need my love
My clothes are off, I'm comin' over to your place.”
Does this mean Sabrina is driving over to someone’s house completely naked?
“But if you need my love
My clothes are off, I'm comin' over to your place.”
Does this mean Sabrina is driving over to someone’s house completely naked?
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for my entire life i have simply never understood how anyone reading this can be convinced this is an antisemitic statement
April 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
for my entire life i have simply never understood how anyone reading this can be convinced this is an antisemitic statement
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The current spelling 'marijuana' appears to have been an English invention.
April 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The current spelling 'marijuana' appears to have been an English invention.
Reading the description of Ari Aster’s new movie Eddington and suddenly I see the words “the movie doesn’t really pick sides”. If you know what this movie is about, I’m very very worried it’s not picking sides.
April 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Reading the description of Ari Aster’s new movie Eddington and suddenly I see the words “the movie doesn’t really pick sides”. If you know what this movie is about, I’m very very worried it’s not picking sides.
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my life would be nothing without goods and services
April 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
my life would be nothing without goods and services
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The politics knower then bowed his head
April 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The politics knower then bowed his head
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He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.
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DEMOCRATS: Republicans control the House, Senate and White House — what power do we have?
PUBLIC: So you'll use the bully pulpit instead?
DEMOCRATS: Haha no
PUBLIC: So you'll use the bully pulpit instead?
DEMOCRATS: Haha no
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
DEMOCRATS: Republicans control the House, Senate and White House — what power do we have?
PUBLIC: So you'll use the bully pulpit instead?
DEMOCRATS: Haha no
PUBLIC: So you'll use the bully pulpit instead?
DEMOCRATS: Haha no
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No one drops a “however” better than Bill Burr. This might be one of his best.
March 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
No one drops a “however” better than Bill Burr. This might be one of his best.
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god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
March 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"
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public service announcement
February 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
public service announcement
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Imagine having the concept for severance and then flawlessly executing it. It's messed up that there's someone who gets to experience that level of satisfaction
February 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Imagine having the concept for severance and then flawlessly executing it. It's messed up that there's someone who gets to experience that level of satisfaction
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I love the power of debate
February 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I love the power of debate