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I'm a hit at parties.
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this is my favorite video of the year
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
AEW Blood & Guts time bayyyyyyyyyyyyyyBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Happy Blood & Guts Day! 🩸
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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"do not repeat this insight" is pure Dril
Larry Summers had an "insight" in an email to Epstein.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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The absolute collapse of their stupid AI ruse — hopefully followed by a massive wave of tech regulation and imprisoning the politicians who enabled this — cannot come soon enough.
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Happy to be of service!
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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this really was the blueprint
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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[bursts in door] never forget that Dick Van Dyke once got rescued by porpoises after he drifted out to sea on a surfboard
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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i love the idea of a middle schooler coming home to tell their millennial parents that their Sade cover band has a gig at the park 🔥
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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hello, this comes out today. its maybe 30 minutes long and has a lot of behind the scenes type stuff.

big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done.

5pm normal time.
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Look at this body position, Trevor Lawrence ate shit as hard as you could, he’s a hippo in wool socks on a waxed floor, he hit the turf going 300 miles per hour
October 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Jacksonville Jaguars forever
October 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I’m still chasing that 2011 twitter/tumblr dragon
September 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social honestly. just send some money over to me, I unfollow Pablo, and you're guaranteed 1 win instead of ZERO
Mark Cuban made a reddit account and is spending his free time arguing with people about the Clippers situation, endlessly, on multiple apps.

You broke him @pablo.show
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
only thing I can respect about the franchise
September 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.

one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
September 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’m not entirely sure what constitutes “Horror,” I just don’t like scary stuff.
September 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM