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If Gary Larson is back that means Bill Watterson is going to come back. Light is gonna reenter the world like when Gandalf showed up with new clothes.
October 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If Gary Larson is back that means Bill Watterson is going to come back. Light is gonna reenter the world like when Gandalf showed up with new clothes.
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Sometimes you just don't vibe with someone, ya know?
April 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sometimes you just don't vibe with someone, ya know?
A cynical thought: in Kash Patel’s FBI, will we see ‘Hands Off’ protesters targeted under the guise of national security to suppress dissent of this administration
April 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
A cynical thought: in Kash Patel’s FBI, will we see ‘Hands Off’ protesters targeted under the guise of national security to suppress dissent of this administration
At this rate, we’re now only about two weeks out from an EO that we can only water crops with Brawndo
April 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
At this rate, we’re now only about two weeks out from an EO that we can only water crops with Brawndo
The Chromecast debacle is a great argument for the breakup of these tech monopolies, and exemplifies their internal enshittification. A multi-billion dollar arm of business being sunset, and, while in process of planned obsolescence, bricking 50 mil devices, not able to figure out what went wrong.
March 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The Chromecast debacle is a great argument for the breakup of these tech monopolies, and exemplifies their internal enshittification. A multi-billion dollar arm of business being sunset, and, while in process of planned obsolescence, bricking 50 mil devices, not able to figure out what went wrong.
Honest question: is there a way to sponsor protesters for efforts I back? I saw a few older websites during my research for pledge a picketer, but they were very specific events. Is this a thing that exists? Do we need to build it?
February 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Honest question: is there a way to sponsor protesters for efforts I back? I saw a few older websites during my research for pledge a picketer, but they were very specific events. Is this a thing that exists? Do we need to build it?
I hate to get political, but I am angling to be the Head of the Strategic Cheese Reserve. In Missouri. In the caves. Make America grate again.
January 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I hate to get political, but I am angling to be the Head of the Strategic Cheese Reserve. In Missouri. In the caves. Make America grate again.
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Bowl season brought us one of my new favorite trick plays of all time: Bowling Green successfully dressing their quarterback in a punter costume and throwing a 40-yard touchdown
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
How to disguise your quarterback as your punter
One of the best trick plays we've ever seen is one of the simplest.
open.substack.com
December 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Bowl season brought us one of my new favorite trick plays of all time: Bowling Green successfully dressing their quarterback in a punter costume and throwing a 40-yard touchdown
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
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tried to buy a villa shirt this week and fanatics control the global supply. means only a handful of stores worldwide stock them, and theyve all mysteriously got the same sizes available, whether theyre in the UK or australia.
just a dogshit company
just a dogshit company
Fanatics becoming effectively the sole purveyor of sports fan gear is an unmitigated disaster. Shit quality, inconsistent products (I have 2 XL shirts from them that are dramatically different sizes), and just the cheapest, corner-cutting bullshit available.
In one of the more entertaining Fanatics flubs I’ve ever seen, I ordered my nephew a Kuminga Warriors shirsey and instead ended up with…
December 31, 2024 at 1:15 AM
tried to buy a villa shirt this week and fanatics control the global supply. means only a handful of stores worldwide stock them, and theyve all mysteriously got the same sizes available, whether theyre in the UK or australia.
just a dogshit company
just a dogshit company
The Agency is pure gold - Fassbender leads a killer cast that absolutely devours the screen. It’s a spy thriller meets Sopranos-style therapy sessions. It’s on Paramount+…or maybe Showtime? Honestly, good luck finding it; the app’s is a CIA op itself—hidden six menus deep. Worth the mission, though.
December 21, 2024 at 11:49 PM
The Agency is pure gold - Fassbender leads a killer cast that absolutely devours the screen. It’s a spy thriller meets Sopranos-style therapy sessions. It’s on Paramount+…or maybe Showtime? Honestly, good luck finding it; the app’s is a CIA op itself—hidden six menus deep. Worth the mission, though.
Hot take: Skeleton Crew is the best post-Lucasfilm project (so far). A perfect mix of nostalgia, world-building, and call-to-adventure. Accessible to the masses and unburdened by baggage. It’s Goonies meets Explorers meets Baron Munchausen inside Star Wars. #skeletoncrew
December 11, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Hot take: Skeleton Crew is the best post-Lucasfilm project (so far). A perfect mix of nostalgia, world-building, and call-to-adventure. Accessible to the masses and unburdened by baggage. It’s Goonies meets Explorers meets Baron Munchausen inside Star Wars. #skeletoncrew
Teams may have won the corporate comms war over Slack, but at what cost? It’s a productivity killer. The rise of consultants making a living “fixing” Teams is proof it’s an abject failure in UX. #pdmthoughts
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Teams may have won the corporate comms war over Slack, but at what cost? It’s a productivity killer. The rise of consultants making a living “fixing” Teams is proof it’s an abject failure in UX. #pdmthoughts
If I’ve learned anything, it’s that Americans rarely find contentment, regardless of their circumstances. It’s a a unique quirk of our culture, media and founding principles, and bad actors who can tap into this vein often exploit this restlessness for darker purposes.
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
If I’ve learned anything, it’s that Americans rarely find contentment, regardless of their circumstances. It’s a a unique quirk of our culture, media and founding principles, and bad actors who can tap into this vein often exploit this restlessness for darker purposes.
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Juan Soto’s ZiPS projected career totals at the end of his Mets contract:
December 9, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Juan Soto’s ZiPS projected career totals at the end of his Mets contract:
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the Dutch are not real. they’re a figment of my imagination
December 9, 2024 at 1:04 PM
the Dutch are not real. they’re a figment of my imagination
"The saga took a bizarre turn, however, when the mystery buyer of Griffin’s 9 West Walton Street penthouse turned out to be none other than Pritzker himself. " A wut now? www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
December 7, 2024 at 3:48 PM
"The saga took a bizarre turn, however, when the mystery buyer of Griffin’s 9 West Walton Street penthouse turned out to be none other than Pritzker himself. " A wut now? www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
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DR MANHATTAN: I am tired of earth, these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
DR QUEENS: hey, I'm walkin ere!!
DR QUEENS: hey, I'm walkin ere!!
December 6, 2024 at 12:34 PM
DR MANHATTAN: I am tired of earth, these people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
DR QUEENS: hey, I'm walkin ere!!
DR QUEENS: hey, I'm walkin ere!!
Did Tommy Cutlets report to practice this morning?
December 5, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Did Tommy Cutlets report to practice this morning?
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Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting
December 4, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting
I’ve been tapped by the incoming administration to prep the Supreme Court case of why we’re discriminating saying Merry Christmas to people over 92.
December 4, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I’ve been tapped by the incoming administration to prep the Supreme Court case of why we’re discriminating saying Merry Christmas to people over 92.
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.