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living that schadenfreude life
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what’s wrong with you
you’re still here
June 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
you’re still here
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Phang: If you see claims that those convictions have been overturned on appeal — it’s bullshit. They have not been overturned on appeal. I have no idea—strike that—I have every idea where that comes from. It comes from stupid, far-right people who don’t know how to read and don’t know the law.
May 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Phang: If you see claims that those convictions have been overturned on appeal — it’s bullshit. They have not been overturned on appeal. I have no idea—strike that—I have every idea where that comes from. It comes from stupid, far-right people who don’t know how to read and don’t know the law.
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Oh, look, I wrote this two months ago.
The purpose of the deportations we have been seeing has not been to fight antisemitism, but rather to use antisemitism as a beachhead to eventually do away with foreign students altogether, using Jews as a pretext for a non-Jewish political agenda.
EXCLUSIVE: The Trump administration is discussing plans to try to block certain colleges from having any foreign students if it decides too many are "pro-Hamas," senior Justice and State Department officials tell Axios.
May 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Oh, look, I wrote this two months ago.
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elon watching someone he paid to play his video games for him:
This is hilarious... and pathetic.
May 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
elon watching someone he paid to play his video games for him:
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The crazy is strong tonight
May 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The crazy is strong tonight
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Holy shit, that’s bad.
Makes sense why they’re trying to exclude government spending to GDP to fudge the numbers.
Makes sense why they’re trying to exclude government spending to GDP to fudge the numbers.
March 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Holy shit, that’s bad.
Makes sense why they’re trying to exclude government spending to GDP to fudge the numbers.
Makes sense why they’re trying to exclude government spending to GDP to fudge the numbers.
Why does all of the gop want to side with Putin on this and what’s the end game
March 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Why does all of the gop want to side with Putin on this and what’s the end game
when you try to make a Severance joke at work and find out nobody knows what you’re taking about 😢
March 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
when you try to make a Severance joke at work and find out nobody knows what you’re taking about 😢
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They aren’t owning the libs with these Nazi salutes. They are pissing on the graves of every soldier who fought in Germany, including my father. Where is the media? Where is the ADL? The eyes of 6 million dead Jews are upon them.
February 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
They aren’t owning the libs with these Nazi salutes. They are pissing on the graves of every soldier who fought in Germany, including my father. Where is the media? Where is the ADL? The eyes of 6 million dead Jews are upon them.
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Not just one, but TWO nazi salutes at the 2025 CPAC answered this question for me.
You think CPAC will use the same "subtle" Nazi symbolism stage design again for 2025?
Or will they go all in and use a swastika?
Or will they go all in and use a swastika?
February 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Not just one, but TWO nazi salutes at the 2025 CPAC answered this question for me.
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another Nazi salute at CPAC
February 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
another Nazi salute at CPAC
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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
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Canada, Greenland, Denmark, Panama, and Gaza could not immediately be reached for comment
February 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Canada, Greenland, Denmark, Panama, and Gaza could not immediately be reached for comment
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the good old adage, if something that was suddenly working fine is no longer working, it was probably windows update
February 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the good old adage, if something that was suddenly working fine is no longer working, it was probably windows update
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Best one yet...
February 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Best one yet...
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3 times I've fed him this afternoon. 3 times! and he's still tapping on the window for more. I'm ignoring him now.
February 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
3 times I've fed him this afternoon. 3 times! and he's still tapping on the window for more. I'm ignoring him now.
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An asteroid that measures up to 300 feet across could smack into Earth in 2032, and while NASA says the chances of a collision are “extremely low,” the probability has been increasing since the space rock was discovered weeks ago.
NASA says that, yes, an asteroid buzzing by in 2023 could hit Earth
But — importantly — the chances are still "extremely low," though they have ticked up since the object was first detected.
www.nbcnews.com
February 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
An asteroid that measures up to 300 feet across could smack into Earth in 2032, and while NASA says the chances of a collision are “extremely low,” the probability has been increasing since the space rock was discovered weeks ago.
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Canada just signed a trade deal with Ecuador so the orange juice options will increase now that Florida Oranges aren't being bought.
Oasis is a Canadian brand. Minute Maid is bottled here using Brazilian oranges.
I guess Florida can sell elsewhere? If anyone will buy it at this point…
Oasis is a Canadian brand. Minute Maid is bottled here using Brazilian oranges.
I guess Florida can sell elsewhere? If anyone will buy it at this point…
February 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Canada just signed a trade deal with Ecuador so the orange juice options will increase now that Florida Oranges aren't being bought.
Oasis is a Canadian brand. Minute Maid is bottled here using Brazilian oranges.
I guess Florida can sell elsewhere? If anyone will buy it at this point…
Oasis is a Canadian brand. Minute Maid is bottled here using Brazilian oranges.
I guess Florida can sell elsewhere? If anyone will buy it at this point…
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Yup. If the President can unilaterally stop Congressional appropriations, then we're past any 'guardrails.' Congress is now an advisory body; it does not control the power of the purse.
my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory
February 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Yup. If the President can unilaterally stop Congressional appropriations, then we're past any 'guardrails.' Congress is now an advisory body; it does not control the power of the purse.
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Memories light the corners of my mind….
February 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Memories light the corners of my mind….
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Flared jeans are anti-Canadian. The backs get wet from snow, so when you take your shoes off inside, in the Canadian style, the heels of your socks get wet.
February 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Flared jeans are anti-Canadian. The backs get wet from snow, so when you take your shoes off inside, in the Canadian style, the heels of your socks get wet.
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The Baltic states Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania have today fully decoupled their energy grid from Russia. At the moment they are running in an island mode, but starting tomorrow the energy grid will be reconnected with the European Union.
February 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The Baltic states Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania have today fully decoupled their energy grid from Russia. At the moment they are running in an island mode, but starting tomorrow the energy grid will be reconnected with the European Union.
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I interrupt your doomscrolling with an important announcement. I just realized that today I taught 200 first years while wearing an inside our sweater with a tag visible on the side. Soooo, professor level up, I suppose?
February 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I interrupt your doomscrolling with an important announcement. I just realized that today I taught 200 first years while wearing an inside our sweater with a tag visible on the side. Soooo, professor level up, I suppose?