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John
@bringmethecoffee.bsky.social
Neurodivergent gamer/movie geek hermit in the UK. 30 years old. I occasionally go out on amazing adventures with my fiancée!
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
@totravelinlit.bsky.social you at the moment!
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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Any fans of the Gentleman Bastard Sequence? We are giving away a T2 set to one lucky winner! 👀

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November 22, 2024 at 12:29 PM
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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How the Andromeda galaxy would look from Earth if it were brighter
November 19, 2024 at 8:48 AM
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Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Echo chamber my arse. When I go to the pub for a quiet drink I sit with a couple of good friends and we have a nice chat.

I don't feel the need to take a couple of racist twats to have them call me a cunt all evening for a bit of balance.

Twitter can get fucked.
November 19, 2024 at 9:05 AM
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Time for our first Bluesky giveaway! We ars giving away a T2 set of the Green Bone Saga by @fondalee.bsky.social

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November 15, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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The north of Scotland will apparently be covered by an enormous yellow cock this evening.
November 18, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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they should make more movies that are like the DnD movie
November 17, 2024 at 8:33 AM
Really excited to partake in the Reindeer Readathon this year along with my other half @totravelinlit.bsky.social

So pleased with the variety of books I've chosen! Hopefully the ADHD holds off on this one 😅
November 18, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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Just realised have started to instinctively open this site first when a bit bored, in a queue etc. Sure am not alone. Sign of success…
November 18, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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All I want for Christmas is for everyone to begin using the Oxford comma.
November 18, 2024 at 11:27 AM
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The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Having the weekly groceries delivered used to bring me an irrational amount of joy. Now it's just repeated depression as I realise that 50% more money now occupies roughly half the amount of space in my fridge 😐😐😐
November 18, 2024 at 11:12 AM
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.
I need to finish my other games first.

Oh look new game 😍
November 17, 2024 at 4:10 PM
@totravelinlit.bsky.social a quick reminder 😇
I don’t know how to tell you this, but the point of buying books is to, at some point, read them.

I know. It was surprising to me too. 😭
November 17, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.
November 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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The hardest thing to get used to about Bluesky is not getting nasty replies from people who don’t know the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’.
November 17, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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I am convinced that a pay-per-view execution of both Paul brothers would outperform Titanic and Avatar put together
November 16, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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So, let's rejoin the EU, use the Euro, travel and live where we like, and all just chill the feck out. Sound good?
November 16, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
November 15, 2024 at 1:00 PM