Brian Rampage
@brianrampage.bsky.social
Poster, Creanist, cyberbullied by Kramer the Dog
Escaping from the "IUBB discourse" over here.
January 4, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Escaping from the "IUBB discourse" over here.
The Beastie Boys' vibes and energy were off the charts, but they were god-awful rappers. This post brought to you from the year 1999.
December 28, 2023 at 2:24 PM
The Beastie Boys' vibes and energy were off the charts, but they were god-awful rappers. This post brought to you from the year 1999.
Well, now I can't not drink the death juice
as a consumer of caffeinated juice, i've been avoiding reading about the panera lemonade, but i finally gave in and googled it and hoooooly shit that's really a lot of caffeine
December 8, 2023 at 12:13 PM
Well, now I can't not drink the death juice
When did this place become the "let's talk about Elon" app? Im trying to get away from the other site for that exact reason.
November 28, 2023 at 6:59 PM
When did this place become the "let's talk about Elon" app? Im trying to get away from the other site for that exact reason.
Working in the health field will give you random epiphanies like "universal healthcare is the only answer to this nonsense" and "I bet being a garbageman is sweet as hell"
November 1, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Working in the health field will give you random epiphanies like "universal healthcare is the only answer to this nonsense" and "I bet being a garbageman is sweet as hell"
Toddler: /pointing (ba)nana!
Me: you want a banana?
T: (signs hungry)
M: you want to (signs) eat the (pointing) banana?
T: YEAH!!
M: /tries to hand her the banana
T: you idiot. You stupid moron. You dullard. That's literally the last thing I want now. You are a failure. Perish.
Me: you want a banana?
T: (signs hungry)
M: you want to (signs) eat the (pointing) banana?
T: YEAH!!
M: /tries to hand her the banana
T: you idiot. You stupid moron. You dullard. That's literally the last thing I want now. You are a failure. Perish.
October 29, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Toddler: /pointing (ba)nana!
Me: you want a banana?
T: (signs hungry)
M: you want to (signs) eat the (pointing) banana?
T: YEAH!!
M: /tries to hand her the banana
T: you idiot. You stupid moron. You dullard. That's literally the last thing I want now. You are a failure. Perish.
Me: you want a banana?
T: (signs hungry)
M: you want to (signs) eat the (pointing) banana?
T: YEAH!!
M: /tries to hand her the banana
T: you idiot. You stupid moron. You dullard. That's literally the last thing I want now. You are a failure. Perish.
Going to get into a little online betting and being absolutely insufferable on here about it
October 29, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Going to get into a little online betting and being absolutely insufferable on here about it
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love to have political discourse
October 23, 2023 at 9:33 PM
love to have political discourse
Someone should have told me that drinking wine makes your head hurt???
October 19, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Someone should have told me that drinking wine makes your head hurt???
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there was a brief point when I was young where I thought Jesus Christ was a different guy than Jesus, like Elvis Costello to Elvis, and I swear I am not making this up
October 16, 2023 at 11:16 PM
there was a brief point when I was young where I thought Jesus Christ was a different guy than Jesus, like Elvis Costello to Elvis, and I swear I am not making this up
Given that people like Tom Allen (past 2 seasons), Walt Bell, and Mario Cristobal (yesterday) can continue failing upwards, I'm starting to think there's a dearth of people who can actually coach a game of college football.
October 8, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Given that people like Tom Allen (past 2 seasons), Walt Bell, and Mario Cristobal (yesterday) can continue failing upwards, I'm starting to think there's a dearth of people who can actually coach a game of college football.
Sorry Europe, but my ass is only using the "poop flush" option!
October 3, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Sorry Europe, but my ass is only using the "poop flush" option!
The Perdue Chicken Plus Dino Nuggets have no earthly right going as hard as they do.
September 27, 2023 at 8:48 PM
The Perdue Chicken Plus Dino Nuggets have no earthly right going as hard as they do.
I'm the new Rizz* King
(*rizz is for Risotto)
(*rizz is for Risotto)
September 21, 2023 at 11:13 PM
I'm the new Rizz* King
(*rizz is for Risotto)
(*rizz is for Risotto)
Incredible. No notes.
September 21, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Incredible. No notes.
Excited to have entered my Uncle Arc
September 19, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Excited to have entered my Uncle Arc
Who is the person buying "salt & pepper potato chips"??
Bring them to me, make them answer to the food gods
Bring them to me, make them answer to the food gods
September 15, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Who is the person buying "salt & pepper potato chips"??
Bring them to me, make them answer to the food gods
Bring them to me, make them answer to the food gods
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Betting it all on the Bills tomorrow because we all know Aaron Rodgers doesn't believe in Jets toppling anything on 9/11
September 11, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Betting it all on the Bills tomorrow because we all know Aaron Rodgers doesn't believe in Jets toppling anything on 9/11
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Not all geniuses get the recognition they deserve
September 8, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Not all geniuses get the recognition they deserve
You don't have to buy free weights for home use if you own a weighted blanket
September 5, 2023 at 1:27 AM
You don't have to buy free weights for home use if you own a weighted blanket
If you name your kid "Jack Sock" he has to make an early choice between pursuing becoming a professional athlete/millionaire, or to commit patricide/matricide.
September 1, 2023 at 1:00 AM
If you name your kid "Jack Sock" he has to make an early choice between pursuing becoming a professional athlete/millionaire, or to commit patricide/matricide.
The best part of this site so far is only hearing about the drama secondhand and having no idea what anyone is talking about, and being thankful for it
August 30, 2023 at 3:56 AM
The best part of this site so far is only hearing about the drama secondhand and having no idea what anyone is talking about, and being thankful for it
It's frankly BS that humans haven't evolved the ability to see spiderwebs in a bright neon hue
August 24, 2023 at 12:26 PM
It's frankly BS that humans haven't evolved the ability to see spiderwebs in a bright neon hue
First: Britney Spears (2000)
Last: John Mayer
Best: John Mayer
Worst: Skynyrd/3 Doors Down (outdoors, hot as bawls)
Most: Linkin Park
Surprising: Coheed & Cambria (rocked)
Next: Maybe Mayer again? Weird Al?
Wish: that shit wasn't so oppressively expensive
Last: John Mayer
Best: John Mayer
Worst: Skynyrd/3 Doors Down (outdoors, hot as bawls)
Most: Linkin Park
Surprising: Coheed & Cambria (rocked)
Next: Maybe Mayer again? Weird Al?
Wish: that shit wasn't so oppressively expensive
First: New Kids on the Block
Last: Tears for Fears
Best: Prince
Worst: Aerosmith
Most: Duran Duran or Cross Canadian Ragweed
Surprising: Necromanic
Next: ??
Wish: Tom Petty
Last: Tears for Fears
Best: Prince
Worst: Aerosmith
Most: Duran Duran or Cross Canadian Ragweed
Surprising: Necromanic
Next: ??
Wish: Tom Petty
August 23, 2023 at 11:36 PM
First: Britney Spears (2000)
Last: John Mayer
Best: John Mayer
Worst: Skynyrd/3 Doors Down (outdoors, hot as bawls)
Most: Linkin Park
Surprising: Coheed & Cambria (rocked)
Next: Maybe Mayer again? Weird Al?
Wish: that shit wasn't so oppressively expensive
Last: John Mayer
Best: John Mayer
Worst: Skynyrd/3 Doors Down (outdoors, hot as bawls)
Most: Linkin Park
Surprising: Coheed & Cambria (rocked)
Next: Maybe Mayer again? Weird Al?
Wish: that shit wasn't so oppressively expensive