Brian
@briankemmet.bsky.social
Orioles baseball fan, pro-wrestling dork, lover of Star Wars
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Brian
@briankemmet.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I love all things Star Wars
Now the ravens will have to find a new way to blow it in the playoffs
January 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Now the ravens will have to find a new way to blow it in the playoffs
New NFL Rule:
In a game where both teams are eliminated from the postseason: both teams are required to run at least 2 trick plays, no PAT attempts allowed, and you must go for it on 4th down. Your season is already over, at least give us a good show.
In a game where both teams are eliminated from the postseason: both teams are required to run at least 2 trick plays, no PAT attempts allowed, and you must go for it on 4th down. Your season is already over, at least give us a good show.
January 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
New NFL Rule:
In a game where both teams are eliminated from the postseason: both teams are required to run at least 2 trick plays, no PAT attempts allowed, and you must go for it on 4th down. Your season is already over, at least give us a good show.
In a game where both teams are eliminated from the postseason: both teams are required to run at least 2 trick plays, no PAT attempts allowed, and you must go for it on 4th down. Your season is already over, at least give us a good show.
Ravens and Browns fans this week
December 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ravens and Browns fans this week
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
David Rubenstein just needs to slide a signed check across the table to Gunnar and say “fill in whatever number feels right”
I can't deal with Gunnar in pinstripes don't do this to me
Scott Boras said he received calls from Gunnar Henderson, Jackson Holliday and Jordan Westburg — three big Boras clients on the Orioles — and those players expressed excitement at the commitment to winning the Orioles showed by signing Pete Alonso
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
David Rubenstein just needs to slide a signed check across the table to Gunnar and say “fill in whatever number feels right”
I’m fairly certain my kid’s Furby is possessed.
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’m fairly certain my kid’s Furby is possessed.
Good morning from CERN. Science is really cool ya’ll
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Good morning from CERN. Science is really cool ya’ll
“If fish and bread was good enough for Jesus it’s good enough for you”
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“If fish and bread was good enough for Jesus it’s good enough for you”
Well I know what Dylan Cease is going to be thankful for this year
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Well I know what Dylan Cease is going to be thankful for this year
I had to enlarge the font on my phone screen so I could read this #OldMillennial
everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
My favorite piece of content today.
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I had to enlarge the font on my phone screen so I could read this #OldMillennial
the Fox Sports strike zone overlay is absolute garbage
October 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
the Fox Sports strike zone overlay is absolute garbage
Ravens, right now
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Ravens, right now
Watching the Tigers/Mariners game
an elderly woman in a green shirt is saying it 's been 84 years
ALT: an elderly woman in a green shirt is saying it 's been 84 years
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Watching the Tigers/Mariners game
Oh, so the Ravens are BAD bad
October 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Oh, so the Ravens are BAD bad
Ravens are frauds, ya’ll
September 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ravens are frauds, ya’ll
Apple cider is the superior fall flavor. Pumpkin spice is…fine?
September 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Apple cider is the superior fall flavor. Pumpkin spice is…fine?
Ravens aren’t going to win another Super Bowl until Harbaugh is gone
September 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ravens aren’t going to win another Super Bowl until Harbaugh is gone
Let’s see how Ravens fans are do……..oh
There is no more collectively broken group of people than the Dodgers subreddit this morning
September 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Let’s see how Ravens fans are do……..oh
There is no more collectively broken group of people than the Dodgers subreddit this morning
September 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
There is no more collectively broken group of people than the Dodgers subreddit this morning
Camden Yards: The House Rivera Built
As I’ve been saying Emmanuel Rivera is an Orioles hall of famer
September 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Camden Yards: The House Rivera Built
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PANDEMONIUM IN BALTIMORE
The Orioles were getting no-hit, down to their final out and down by three runs ... they won the ballgame 😤
The Orioles were getting no-hit, down to their final out and down by three runs ... they won the ballgame 😤
September 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
PANDEMONIUM IN BALTIMORE
The Orioles were getting no-hit, down to their final out and down by three runs ... they won the ballgame 😤
The Orioles were getting no-hit, down to their final out and down by three runs ... they won the ballgame 😤
Never doubted us for a second
September 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Never doubted us for a second
Seriously when can I order a Samuel Basallo jersey?
August 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Seriously when can I order a Samuel Basallo jersey?