BrianIsTired
brianistired.bsky.social
BrianIsTired
@brianistired.bsky.social
Ghost - Imaginary - Magic Boy - #1 Triple Triad Player - bad at posting
not only does the Quick Question theme song slap at 1.3 speed, but hearing @danielobrien.bsky.social speak at that speed is just more natural
July 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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My D&D Party that I am DMing for just snagged an early copy of the newspaper that will be distributed throughout the world and are editing it to make them sound better.

And now they're stuck coming up with a title and copy.

And oh no I turned my table into a newsroom.
July 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i keep forgetting this website exists
July 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
When even Will Stancil is correctly destroying you and ripping you apart, you know you really fucked up.
April 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
it needs more testing, but telling conservatives that the way they talk is "lib-coded" seems to make them shut up
March 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I remember asking "But why would a political party punish itself" when hearing about the checks and balances of our government and the teacher reassuring me that government officials are responsible and just want to help America.
March 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
it'd be cool if crying were a thing my body did more naturally, i bet it'd feel really good to do right now
February 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
our government is legitimately making me very depressed and i hate it. i don't normally get this way or feel this way, my adhd tends to defend me from it, but it's all so hopeless and pointless and broken. everything feels so fucked and disconnected. I just don't see the light to aim for
February 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
it'd be cool, actually, if your balls and penis went inside of you when they weren't being used. I don't need dangly bits
January 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I've been saying it for a while now, glad to have Wiger back me up @doughboys.bsky.social - Apples are too big.
January 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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if i was instructed to censor the gestapo forces i’d start to wonder if i was one of the bad guys
Fox News blurring ICE personnel during raids
January 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Deport Elon Musk
January 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
just a truly pathetic, hate-filled loser
January 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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damn if i was president i would just do popular shit everybody likes, especially if it was extremely easy and made my opponents look bad. guess not everyone can have a brilliant political mind like i do tho
January 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I got engaged
January 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Israel nearly killed the head of the World Health Organization.

Has any Western government commented on this yet? Can you imagine their response if it was Iran or Russia?
CCTV footage shows WHO chief fleeing Yemeni airport amid Israeli strike – video
The Houthis have been intensifying attacks against Israel in an effort to pressure it to end its war in Gaza
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2024 at 4:56 PM
MAGA leaders know the only thing their base is good at is violence
December 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM
why is @sorenbowie.bsky.social drawn in this weird little article preview image?
December 19, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Cops can murder an autistic black kid who plays violin for shelter animals and was posing no threat and get 0 jail time, meanwhile Luigi Mangione is being charged with terrorism for taking out someone whose decisions helped cause the death of tens of thousands of people.
December 18, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Everyone in the office Mario Kart tournament wants to play Luigi
December 18, 2024 at 5:55 PM
for some reason I can't touch this soap dispenser
December 18, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I don't think we're gonna make it
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Teach me how to start a union. I am but a lowly peon at my workplace and might not have much sway, but we really need a union.
December 13, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Why do people need to personally experience hardships to get them to learn things and change their minds about healthcare, can't they just do math?
December 11, 2024 at 7:39 PM