Brian Jones
@briandewberryjones.bsky.social
Scoresheet baseball, 2 dogs, & 3 cats. Balloon-joice jackel (but mainly lurker)
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What if police training in America followed the same standards we require for doctors, pilots, and lawyers? Project 2029's Law Enforcement Professionalization Act proposes exactly that—national minimum standards while preserving local control. Here's how it works: 🧵 #PoliceReform
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
What if police training in America followed the same standards we require for doctors, pilots, and lawyers? Project 2029's Law Enforcement Professionalization Act proposes exactly that—national minimum standards while preserving local control. Here's how it works: 🧵 #PoliceReform
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I can’t breathe 😭☠️
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I can’t breathe 😭☠️
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
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“It wasn’t me.”
“I have several witnesses.”
“They’re mistaken.”
“We found crumbs in your fur.”
“You planted those there.”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m being framed.”
“Listen, pal-“
“Lawyer.”
“Excuse me?”
“I said I want my lawyer.”
“I don’t think-“
“Listen, buddy, I’ve got rights.”
“I have several witnesses.”
“They’re mistaken.”
“We found crumbs in your fur.”
“You planted those there.”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m being framed.”
“Listen, pal-“
“Lawyer.”
“Excuse me?”
“I said I want my lawyer.”
“I don’t think-“
“Listen, buddy, I’ve got rights.”
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“It wasn’t me.”
“I have several witnesses.”
“They’re mistaken.”
“We found crumbs in your fur.”
“You planted those there.”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m being framed.”
“Listen, pal-“
“Lawyer.”
“Excuse me?”
“I said I want my lawyer.”
“I don’t think-“
“Listen, buddy, I’ve got rights.”
“I have several witnesses.”
“They’re mistaken.”
“We found crumbs in your fur.”
“You planted those there.”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m being framed.”
“Listen, pal-“
“Lawyer.”
“Excuse me?”
“I said I want my lawyer.”
“I don’t think-“
“Listen, buddy, I’ve got rights.”
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The Trump Action Tracker has an update!
Main change is to break down the five authoritarian domains into ten - this allows for easier understanding of why actions have been logged and more tools for searching / filtering the now 1621 actions.
www.trumpactiontracker.info?
1/2
Main change is to break down the five authoritarian domains into ten - this allows for easier understanding of why actions have been logged and more tools for searching / filtering the now 1621 actions.
www.trumpactiontracker.info?
1/2
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The Trump Action Tracker has an update!
Main change is to break down the five authoritarian domains into ten - this allows for easier understanding of why actions have been logged and more tools for searching / filtering the now 1621 actions.
www.trumpactiontracker.info?
1/2
Main change is to break down the five authoritarian domains into ten - this allows for easier understanding of why actions have been logged and more tools for searching / filtering the now 1621 actions.
www.trumpactiontracker.info?
1/2
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
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Trump is a con artist & he’s representing a legion of oligarchs & criminals. They’ll maintain power long after he’s gone. It’s a sleight of hand strategy; Trump rambles or passes some EO that is going to be shut down by the courts. In the background massive embezzlement & fleecing is taking place.
October 2, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Trump is a con artist & he’s representing a legion of oligarchs & criminals. They’ll maintain power long after he’s gone. It’s a sleight of hand strategy; Trump rambles or passes some EO that is going to be shut down by the courts. In the background massive embezzlement & fleecing is taking place.
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🌵 Registration NOW OPEN for First Pitch Arizona🌵
🗓: November 6-9, 2025
📍: Wrigleyville West; Mesa, AZ
Our 30th year! Join us for 3-4 days of fantasy baseball nirvana: bhq.news/fpaz25
🗓: November 6-9, 2025
📍: Wrigleyville West; Mesa, AZ
Our 30th year! Join us for 3-4 days of fantasy baseball nirvana: bhq.news/fpaz25
June 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
🌵 Registration NOW OPEN for First Pitch Arizona🌵
🗓: November 6-9, 2025
📍: Wrigleyville West; Mesa, AZ
Our 30th year! Join us for 3-4 days of fantasy baseball nirvana: bhq.news/fpaz25
🗓: November 6-9, 2025
📍: Wrigleyville West; Mesa, AZ
Our 30th year! Join us for 3-4 days of fantasy baseball nirvana: bhq.news/fpaz25
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We need more of this
June 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
We need more of this
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She says she got here only seconds before me. She says it's important that we find who did this.
May 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
She says she got here only seconds before me. She says it's important that we find who did this.
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the way I’ve been thinking about it is: if noncitizens face real danger for saying what they think, then it is the responsibility of citizens, who don’t yet face that same danger, to be even louder
April 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the way I’ve been thinking about it is: if noncitizens face real danger for saying what they think, then it is the responsibility of citizens, who don’t yet face that same danger, to be even louder
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White House press briefings are like Melania’s sex life - brief, awkward, and full of denials.
April 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
White House press briefings are like Melania’s sex life - brief, awkward, and full of denials.
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The UN approved a resolution for an International Day of Hope.
It was approved 161 to 1.
The only country to vote no?
America -- under orders by Donald Trump.
It was approved 161 to 1.
The only country to vote no?
America -- under orders by Donald Trump.
March 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The UN approved a resolution for an International Day of Hope.
It was approved 161 to 1.
The only country to vote no?
America -- under orders by Donald Trump.
It was approved 161 to 1.
The only country to vote no?
America -- under orders by Donald Trump.
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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone... NEVER
February 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone... NEVER
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🧵"So this is how liberty dies..."
Trump’s first 3 weeks have been a relentless flood of actions. It's incredibly hard to keep up.
I’ve gone through 69 actions & mapped out the pattern - showing how they fall within 5 broad domains consistent with authoritarian states 1/9
Trump’s first 3 weeks have been a relentless flood of actions. It's incredibly hard to keep up.
I’ve gone through 69 actions & mapped out the pattern - showing how they fall within 5 broad domains consistent with authoritarian states 1/9
February 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
🧵"So this is how liberty dies..."
Trump’s first 3 weeks have been a relentless flood of actions. It's incredibly hard to keep up.
I’ve gone through 69 actions & mapped out the pattern - showing how they fall within 5 broad domains consistent with authoritarian states 1/9
Trump’s first 3 weeks have been a relentless flood of actions. It's incredibly hard to keep up.
I’ve gone through 69 actions & mapped out the pattern - showing how they fall within 5 broad domains consistent with authoritarian states 1/9
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If they still haven’t taken their decorations down, at what point after Christmas should we check the neighbour is still alive?
January 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
If they still haven’t taken their decorations down, at what point after Christmas should we check the neighbour is still alive?
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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For my New year resolution I’m going to work on being less condescending.
(Condescending means to talk down to other people)
(Condescending means to talk down to other people)
January 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
For my New year resolution I’m going to work on being less condescending.
(Condescending means to talk down to other people)
(Condescending means to talk down to other people)
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Good morning!☕️✌️
December 8, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Good morning!☕️✌️