Brendan McGowan
brendanjmcgowan.bsky.social
Brendan McGowan
@brendanjmcgowan.bsky.social
Hammertown Bruisers Head Coach (ad vitam)
Ryan Poles cannot be allowed to continue his crimes under the light of this new dawn
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
my internal monologue when I’m about to look at national news:
January 21, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Synched the Kevin Harlan call with The Pass
January 19, 2026 at 4:20 AM
The most exciting season I’ve ever seen then have. More would have been wonderful, but we were blessed and I couldn’t be happier.
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Bears legend Jake Tonges
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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bo nix out here throwing game winning pop flies
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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ben johnson should have blown a fireball into matt lafleur's face like the fuckin sheik if people were gonna act like this
January 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Bumping one more time, it's free for everyone. My generation's and all the ones that come after it best Bears moment.

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The Best Night Ever
The generations of Bears fans to come after 1985 now have their forever moment. Most of you who have read me for a while know that I've had moments of despair and surrender on the nights or weeks my ...
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January 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Ain’t never had it so good
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
please fire La Fleur today please pleaasssssssssssssssssseee
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Things keeping me unhinged this morning/till death:

Caleb rolling left and throwing a perfect pass while in midair.

Bears Head Coach finishing his postgame prayer with “Hell yeah! Fuck the Packers! Fuck them!”

Caleb blocking for Swift in the red zone.

The handshake.

Watson spiking his helmet
January 11, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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He grated like 1/4 of the block of cheese in like 6 seconds. Generational talent
Caleb wildin with that cheese grater lmao
January 11, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Field mic caught incredible audio of this exchange
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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The cheesehead hat is undeserving of respect. It's an embarrassment the way some people choose to live their lives.
January 11, 2026 at 5:10 AM
GET HIM UPSTAIRS

GET HIM OUTTA HERE
Quick handshake between Ben Johnson and Matt LaFleur
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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bears
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
We are going to live forever
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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Rock on, Chicago
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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i'm never wearing clothes again
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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if you’re on the fence about this game: matt lafleur’s facial hair
January 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Here’s how it began, currently 40 messages deep. This is now my ace tailgunner, my number one guy.
January 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
DA saw the pic
someone show dennis allen a picture of amon ra st brown at halftime
January 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I am composed and fine.
Bears defense has given up 733 yards over the last 6 quarters.
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
My sister saw that Bears WRs secret santa exchange and asked me who posted it, so I made this rather than simply texting her a name:
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM