Kat 🧀
@brainjumble.bsky.social
Language, castles, countryside, music, sci-fi, painting/sketches (off and on – work in progress). Dual national (UK/FR). Translator (DE/FR->EN) and proofreader (EN).
Originally from Nottinghamshire; now in Essonne via Oxford, Durham, Hamburg and Geneva.
Originally from Nottinghamshire; now in Essonne via Oxford, Durham, Hamburg and Geneva.
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Bank holiday today because it's Armistice Day. No merch on sale because we don't celebrate War Christmas here, we have a ceremony in town to remember the fallen. As it should be.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Bank holiday today because it's Armistice Day. No merch on sale because we don't celebrate War Christmas here, we have a ceremony in town to remember the fallen. As it should be.
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The BBC isn't perfect, but it belongs to Britain not Trump.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The BBC isn't perfect, but it belongs to Britain not Trump.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
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it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!
Got bored. Meet Duckter Who.
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Got bored. Meet Duckter Who.
So ready for the weekend 🥱
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So ready for the weekend 🥱
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Ah, which reminds me of the best tweet of all time.
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ah, which reminds me of the best tweet of all time.
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?
This.
This is what you get.
This.
This is what you get.
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?
This.
This is what you get.
This.
This is what you get.
I love autumn evenings 🥰
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I love autumn evenings 🥰
Daughter drew my portrait and made a point of telling me she'd specifically included my eye bag because apparently I look "tired quite a lot" 🥹
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Daughter drew my portrait and made a point of telling me she'd specifically included my eye bag because apparently I look "tired quite a lot" 🥹
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A friend told me he had been clearing out his gran’s house. The most amazing thing he found there was this knitted effigy of the man who had run off and abandoned my friend’s pregnant aunt. Into the effigy had been stuck twenty knitting needles: one for every year since the man had vanished.
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A friend told me he had been clearing out his gran’s house. The most amazing thing he found there was this knitted effigy of the man who had run off and abandoned my friend’s pregnant aunt. Into the effigy had been stuck twenty knitting needles: one for every year since the man had vanished.
Me: bloody hell. I got 2 h 50 of REM last night.
Husband: blimey. That's like four albums.
Me: ...
Me: OHHHH 🤣
Husband: blimey. That's like four albums.
Me: ...
Me: OHHHH 🤣
a man is sticking his tongue out while wearing a black shirt in a living room .
Alt: A man wearing a black shirt claps his hands together and says "OH I GET IT"
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Me: bloody hell. I got 2 h 50 of REM last night.
Husband: blimey. That's like four albums.
Me: ...
Me: OHHHH 🤣
Husband: blimey. That's like four albums.
Me: ...
Me: OHHHH 🤣
Stalac*t*ites tombent. Stalag*m*ites montent. One of the most underrated lessons French ever taught me.
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Stalac*t*ites tombent. Stalag*m*ites montent. One of the most underrated lessons French ever taught me.
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
a man is saying `` surely you can 't be serious '' while looking at the camera .
Alt: Scene from Airplane where Ted Striker says "surely you can't be serious".
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
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Today I found an Ent
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Today I found an Ent
Mum sent me this photo of a burst pipe in East Leake. So much to unpick 😅
October 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Mum sent me this photo of a burst pipe in East Leake. So much to unpick 😅
An invitation my mum found for my birthday party when I was little 😂
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
An invitation my mum found for my birthday party when I was little 😂
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So isses ✅️
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
So isses ✅️
My mum’s top text message subject matter is celebrity death announcements. Half the time I have no idea who she’s talking about, but she seems to enjoy letting me know.
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My mum’s top text message subject matter is celebrity death announcements. Half the time I have no idea who she’s talking about, but she seems to enjoy letting me know.
It's my birthday today! Or as they say in Dutch: I'M YEARY! 🥳
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
It's my birthday today! Or as they say in Dutch: I'M YEARY! 🥳