I was so overwhelmed I wanted to set myself on fire this morning but after some time w my bestie Penelope I realize I want to set capitalism ablaze
April 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I was so overwhelmed I wanted to set myself on fire this morning but after some time w my bestie Penelope I realize I want to set capitalism ablaze
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Maia poet is at the top of my hit list that ho needs to go!
February 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Maia poet is at the top of my hit list that ho needs to go!
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Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.
February 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.
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Walking the dog. Like I do every day. She pooped. Like she does every day. I picked it up with a little baggie. Like I do every day. But today, instead of waiting to toss the bag of fresh, steaming dogshit in a trash can at home, I left it on the hood of a double-parked Cybertruck. Where it belongs.
February 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Walking the dog. Like I do every day. She pooped. Like she does every day. I picked it up with a little baggie. Like I do every day. But today, instead of waiting to toss the bag of fresh, steaming dogshit in a trash can at home, I left it on the hood of a double-parked Cybertruck. Where it belongs.
I uhhh hmm well I uhhh heh yea you see it’s just ehh kinda sorta hng like when *smacks lips* so sorta if ya hmmm well I uh .. huh …
January 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I uhhh hmm well I uhhh heh yea you see it’s just ehh kinda sorta hng like when *smacks lips* so sorta if ya hmmm well I uh .. huh …
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it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
Actually that’s completely my bad for getting my hopes up lolol
January 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Actually that’s completely my bad for getting my hopes up lolol
Everything’s so fkn band I wanna kms lmaoooo
January 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Everything’s so fkn band I wanna kms lmaoooo
Basic communication making me cry?? The bar is a tripping hazard in hell LAMO
January 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Basic communication making me cry?? The bar is a tripping hazard in hell LAMO
It’s between me, my journal, my therapist and creator atp lol
January 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s between me, my journal, my therapist and creator atp lol
It’s day 1 of talking and I deleted bumble…if he ain’t it I’m gonna walk in the woods and never return
January 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It’s day 1 of talking and I deleted bumble…if he ain’t it I’m gonna walk in the woods and never return
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if u can't handle me at my squidward, you don't deserve me at my spongebob
January 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
if u can't handle me at my squidward, you don't deserve me at my spongebob
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Love my therapist. Although I hate his "no kissing on the mouth" rule.
January 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Love my therapist. Although I hate his "no kissing on the mouth" rule.
Need to go Jim miss him sm </3
January 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Need to go Jim miss him sm </3
I put my name & a (fake) cursed sigil on the sticky note for my lunch @ work so if anyone else eats it they’re “totally fucked”
January 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I put my name & a (fake) cursed sigil on the sticky note for my lunch @ work so if anyone else eats it they’re “totally fucked”
“If he stands on his money he’s 6’10” fr”
January 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“If he stands on his money he’s 6’10” fr”
If the goalpost could chill for a bit would that be too much to ask for? Lol
December 26, 2024 at 7:19 PM
If the goalpost could chill for a bit would that be too much to ask for? Lol
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I do a lot of home core workouts provided by youtube and the background music is always insane the lyrics are like "I got money on my mind yeah I'm seeing dollar signs I'm a lemon not a lime alright goodbye"
December 13, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I do a lot of home core workouts provided by youtube and the background music is always insane the lyrics are like "I got money on my mind yeah I'm seeing dollar signs I'm a lemon not a lime alright goodbye"
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Hey does anyone here have a run down amusement park they could sell me? I’m planning to construct a lair
December 12, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Hey does anyone here have a run down amusement park they could sell me? I’m planning to construct a lair
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If you really wanted to help “protect women” in America, the best thing you could’ve done was— NOT run for president.
December 12, 2024 at 10:09 PM
If you really wanted to help “protect women” in America, the best thing you could’ve done was— NOT run for president.