dave chapelles snl monologue was just a facebook uncle post riddled with misspelled words

kinda wild that paypal is responsible for buying this last presidential election

they should invent a version of football where the qb is allowed to be hit like the rest of the players

entire party built around oppositional defiant disorder

When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that

If an elected official in their 80s can't string a sentence together, it is not ageist to point that out. Part of why the gerontocracy exists is because the news media is so squeamish about calling this stuff out

Remember when Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala Harris and he was like “fine…i will put baby in u” like that’s not the craziest fucking thing anyone has ever said

Google has made it nearly impossible to find years old news articles, I don’t understand what the goal is in making it so unusable

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

me if respecting women ever becomes illegal

spent this afternoon reading some early US history (as one does) and was reminded of the important fact that these people were almost constantly drunk as hell

“Wonderful Christmastime” is fine. It’s like two minutes long and synthesizers are fun. You all need to calm down.

"what do we do about alienated young men?" i dunno, what do we do about anybody? let them flounder in shit work until they get disabled and die? we don't do anything for anyone. maybe the problem is the same problem that's driven all of us off a cliff and alienated young men are actually just humans

Sorry, I still think Interstellar is dumb. Good dumb, but still dumb.

scully: it doesn’t make any sense mulder, out of nowhere he started showing empathy and a base level curiosity about the life experience of others

mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?

My thoughts on the assassination of the UnitedHealth CEO and the left's unfortunate need to celebrate acts of barbarism.

It’s crazy that because of the commotion of the political moment, no one talks about Trumps faked assassination attempt anymore. He refused to release any evidence and everyone just shrugged and moved on. He shouldn’t be able to have a press conference without being questioned about it

trump is definitely the top and elon is the bottom

leftists will tell you that boycott is effective praxis then refuse to boycott their favorite social media app