BoundbySeitan
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BoundbySeitan
@boundbyseitan.bsky.social
29 he/him
Chef
Weeb Enthusiast
Twitters dead, long live Twiter
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I respect any videogame that tells me the world is ending but lets me go fishing
January 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Donald Trump is gonna scrub the January 6 insurrection from all of the American history school books.

We must fight to keep the truth alive or we won’t know who we are.
January 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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For the next 4 years, I’m not an American.

I’m an ex-pat residing here.

Who’s with me?
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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Funny because true.
November 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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So let me get this straight.

If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check.

But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't?

Got it.
November 25, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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Remember new users are coming on daily, unsure of engagement. The more posts you like and reply to, the strong the platform becomes !
November 25, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Her when you cracking jokes and she ain’t ate yet 😭
November 20, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Deez nuts are an echo chamber
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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If you had that Rugrats in Paris tape and it was orange, you real af
November 23, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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Playing the victim when you’re bothering people who didn’t do anything to you is wild
November 23, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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I see what he did there.
November 23, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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Few solid niggas left but ITS NOT ENOUGH
November 23, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
November 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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You either die an Ernie or live long enough to see yourself become a Bert.
November 23, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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Numerous times this week, I’ve learned of news breaking on Bluesky before Twitter. In the past, it’s only ever been Twitter. Bodes well for the future of this site.

Small note: I wish there was a way to segment notifications (people I follow, mentions, etc).

cc @jay.bsky.team
November 22, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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"How many times have you listened to the new Kendrick album?"

Me: MUSTAAAAAARDDDD
November 23, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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This nigga Kendrick went to therapy and got worse.
November 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 6:41 AM
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Ah, yes, the legendary Badlands Tweets!
November 20, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Ouch. But he has a point.
November 21, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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In all seriousness, find + start supporting your local Farmers Markets.
November 21, 2024 at 2:40 PM