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· Oct 20
pathogenic in the streets, parthenogenetic in the sheets
me basically every time i clean my apartment
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
me basically every time i clean my apartment
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Asked to briefly summarize "that heritage foundation shit" and the best I could do was a meme:
Heritage Staffer 1: "We are declaring war on anyone who sells Nazis to the community."
Heritage Staffer 2: "But Heritage Staffer, I sell Nazis to the community!"
Heritage Staffer 1: "We are declaring war on anyone who sells Nazis to the community."
Heritage Staffer 2: "But Heritage Staffer, I sell Nazis to the community!"
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Asked to briefly summarize "that heritage foundation shit" and the best I could do was a meme:
Heritage Staffer 1: "We are declaring war on anyone who sells Nazis to the community."
Heritage Staffer 2: "But Heritage Staffer, I sell Nazis to the community!"
Heritage Staffer 1: "We are declaring war on anyone who sells Nazis to the community."
Heritage Staffer 2: "But Heritage Staffer, I sell Nazis to the community!"
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Dick Cheney's robot heart stopped due to an update trying to install Copilot
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Dick Cheney's robot heart stopped due to an update trying to install Copilot
*waves arms around wildly* i didn't consent to this!
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
*waves arms around wildly* i didn't consent to this!
kids these days simply aren't concerned enough about quicksand anymore
November 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
kids these days simply aren't concerned enough about quicksand anymore
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Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
every country's politics feed is normal people talking about how the government sucks and the trains don't run on time, and then you look at a US feed and it's 40k accounts throwing AI generated memes down range, screaming "I FOLLOW BACK" into your face until your pituitary gland curdles up and dies
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
every country's politics feed is normal people talking about how the government sucks and the trains don't run on time, and then you look at a US feed and it's 40k accounts throwing AI generated memes down range, screaming "I FOLLOW BACK" into your face until your pituitary gland curdles up and dies
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anyway, all walks are the "walk of shame" if you were raised right
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
anyway, all walks are the "walk of shame" if you were raised right
lol you had to disable replies there *real* quick huh
October 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
lol you had to disable replies there *real* quick huh
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Jeffries finally endorsing is like Platner getting a tattoo covered up. Buddy what took you so long?
October 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Jeffries finally endorsing is like Platner getting a tattoo covered up. Buddy what took you so long?
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Diana is having a day 😀🤣
October 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Diana is having a day 😀🤣
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
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it's incredible to me that social media has removed utterance from consequence so much that these people will straight up pull their entire pants down, bits and bobs swinging in the wind, and yell "i do not possess a moral compass" into the oncoming blizzard.
If Mills were clearly a safe choice, I think we could be having a different convo, but I view winning this seat as the most important thing. The scandals Platner has faced thus far are more likely to hurt him in a primary than a GE. Who is the strongest GE candidate should be the main question
October 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
it's incredible to me that social media has removed utterance from consequence so much that these people will straight up pull their entire pants down, bits and bobs swinging in the wind, and yell "i do not possess a moral compass" into the oncoming blizzard.
grave miscarriage of justice
Former British paratrooper Soldier F has been found not guilty at Belfast Crown Court of committing two murders and five attempted murders on Bloody Sunday in Derry
Soldier F cleared of two murders on Bloody Sunday
A former British paratrooper has been found not guilty at Belfast Crown Court of committing two murders and five attempted murders on Bloody Sunday in Derry.
www.rte.ie
October 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
grave miscarriage of justice
[me, at my new job at Pod Save America] this is clearly a reference to the year [frantically googling] the Communist Party of America was founded! phew. dodged that one, haha. s--g heil, am i right, boss?
October 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
[me, at my new job at Pod Save America] this is clearly a reference to the year [frantically googling] the Communist Party of America was founded! phew. dodged that one, haha. s--g heil, am i right, boss?
if he had a nazi tattoo for 18 years without at any point finding out it's a nazi tattoo, he's by far too stupid to be in politics anyway, so what is the point of this?
The only evidence platner knew it was a Nazi tattoo, which he denies, is an anonymous person attributing a quote to him in 2012 in the Jewish Insider. He's vociferously against the ongoing genocide and you're helping Schumer and the DSCC kill his campaign on the basis of a smear.
October 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
if he had a nazi tattoo for 18 years without at any point finding out it's a nazi tattoo, he's by far too stupid to be in politics anyway, so what is the point of this?
jesus christ daniel naroditsky is dead?! the man was 29! fuck that hurts. may the earth lie easy on you, danya. you got me into chess. what a genuinely wonderful person.
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
jesus christ daniel naroditsky is dead?! the man was 29! fuck that hurts. may the earth lie easy on you, danya. you got me into chess. what a genuinely wonderful person.
includes a seamless transition into nirvana as well, these guys continue to channel 90s kids music taste on a grand level
Fontaines D.C. covers Bring Me The Horizon’s ‘Can You Feel My Heart’ for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
www.youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
includes a seamless transition into nirvana as well, these guys continue to channel 90s kids music taste on a grand level
always check out your local specialty grocery stores - i just found out that an asian store in my town sells insanely hard to get stuff?? what do you mean i can just buy a freezer bag of chicken feet. what do you mean you have frozen whole crabs. what do you mean you sell tons of diff. stomachs.
October 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
always check out your local specialty grocery stores - i just found out that an asian store in my town sells insanely hard to get stuff?? what do you mean i can just buy a freezer bag of chicken feet. what do you mean you have frozen whole crabs. what do you mean you sell tons of diff. stomachs.
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Scottish Social Media…
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Scottish Social Media…
spent the morning tidying up and cleaning because i had workers coming over to install some dumb hostile-architecture-but-for-pidgeons thing on my windowsills, only to see my landlord stand there instead. apparently the dumb things weren't manufactured on time so we're doing all of this again :|
October 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
spent the morning tidying up and cleaning because i had workers coming over to install some dumb hostile-architecture-but-for-pidgeons thing on my windowsills, only to see my landlord stand there instead. apparently the dumb things weren't manufactured on time so we're doing all of this again :|
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a large cultural divide is if you use emojis to communicate your politics I automatically think you're stupid and untrustworthy regardless of what politics you're trying to convey
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
a large cultural divide is if you use emojis to communicate your politics I automatically think you're stupid and untrustworthy regardless of what politics you're trying to convey
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Ministers then tried to stop the hearing from going ahead, arguing that Parliament had set out a specific alternative process for appealing against banning orders.
More than 2,100 people have been arrested in demonstrations since the group was banned.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
More than 2,100 people have been arrested in demonstrations since the group was banned.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Government loses bid to block Palestine Action ban appeal
In a highly significant ruling, the Court of Appeal paved the way for the review of the ban before a High Court judge next month.
www.bbc.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Ministers then tried to stop the hearing from going ahead, arguing that Parliament had set out a specific alternative process for appealing against banning orders.
More than 2,100 people have been arrested in demonstrations since the group was banned.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
More than 2,100 people have been arrested in demonstrations since the group was banned.
www.bbc.com/news/article...