Boruto’s Dad
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Windows XP MSN Theme
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Windows XP MSN Theme
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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I’m teaching Kojima to speak English just so he can go on stage, turn to Geoff Keighley, and say “Why do you talk about me like that? We’re not close. It’s weird”
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m teaching Kojima to speak English just so he can go on stage, turn to Geoff Keighley, and say “Why do you talk about me like that? We’re not close. It’s weird”
The final Point Break watch of 2025
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The final Point Break watch of 2025
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inspired by the snoopy donut I got at krispy kreme the other day
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
inspired by the snoopy donut I got at krispy kreme the other day
75% through reading the count of monte cristo and it would be very cool if I could finish it before the year is over
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
75% through reading the count of monte cristo and it would be very cool if I could finish it before the year is over
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"What are y'all gonna do?"
"I think we're going to smash lightbulbs down by the river."
"I think we're going to smash lightbulbs down by the river."
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"What are y'all gonna do?"
"I think we're going to smash lightbulbs down by the river."
"I think we're going to smash lightbulbs down by the river."
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Esnupi and the boys
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Esnupi and the boys
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It's Sunday Night. You know what that means.
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's Sunday Night. You know what that means.
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remember how assassins creed 1 let you run in constant circles when your man was giving you super important cutscenes about faith and brotherhood and then they never let you do that again because they hate joy
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
remember how assassins creed 1 let you run in constant circles when your man was giving you super important cutscenes about faith and brotherhood and then they never let you do that again because they hate joy
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when i can't believe it and/or when it's unbelievable
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
when i can't believe it and/or when it's unbelievable
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When I came to you with that manga rec during the kyoto goodwill event arc, you told me that calling jjk "the best female cast in shounen" might cause a chain reaction that could destroy the world.
I believe we did.
I believe we did.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
When I came to you with that manga rec during the kyoto goodwill event arc, you told me that calling jjk "the best female cast in shounen" might cause a chain reaction that could destroy the world.
I believe we did.
I believe we did.
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the ED immediately after:
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
the ED immediately after:
Beck doesn’t get enough credit-he really did all that with two turntables AND a microphone
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Beck doesn’t get enough credit-he really did all that with two turntables AND a microphone
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The more I hear about just how protective Disney is over Mickey the funnier this image gets
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The more I hear about just how protective Disney is over Mickey the funnier this image gets
You’re telling me a swamp made this thing?
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You’re telling me a swamp made this thing?
*guy who just read swamp thing 53 voice* Swamp thing is really taking this wife guy thing to a whole new level
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
*guy who just read swamp thing 53 voice* Swamp thing is really taking this wife guy thing to a whole new level
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rt if you would tuck him in
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
rt if you would tuck him in
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Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending
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been waiting for this
December 27, 2024 at 3:11 PM
been waiting for this
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ME, AS THE MURDERER ON COLUMBO: don't worry, you can hang out here as long as you want since, as you know, this giant oven you built hasn't been hooked up to the electric yet...
ME, AS THE VICTIM ON COLUMBO: and it's soooooo much bigger and better than the giant oven you built!
ME, AS THE VICTIM ON COLUMBO: and it's soooooo much bigger and better than the giant oven you built!
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ME, AS THE MURDERER ON COLUMBO: don't worry, you can hang out here as long as you want since, as you know, this giant oven you built hasn't been hooked up to the electric yet...
ME, AS THE VICTIM ON COLUMBO: and it's soooooo much bigger and better than the giant oven you built!
ME, AS THE VICTIM ON COLUMBO: and it's soooooo much bigger and better than the giant oven you built!
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