Jacob Kakyoin
@boredcommentator.bsky.social
20something, whatever pronounce, i'm here
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Listen, Brendon, it's great comedy. You probably don't get it, because you're a kid, kids don't get jokes. He's a clown, Brendon, he's a great clown, and he's sad. That's funny. Also, doctor didn't know it was him, told him to go see himself. It's a comedy of errors, Brendon.
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Listen, Brendon, it's great comedy. You probably don't get it, because you're a kid, kids don't get jokes. He's a clown, Brendon, he's a great clown, and he's sad. That's funny. Also, doctor didn't know it was him, told him to go see himself. It's a comedy of errors, Brendon.
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![Vertical comic structured like flow chart. (1) Einstein had an insight that overturned physics, thus proving his value. (2) I hope *I* have value. I’ll try to have an insight that overturns physics, to check. (3) [Time Passes] (4) Oh no! My insight didn’t overturn physics! But I don’t think I’m worthless… [arrows to two different options] (5a) Healthy Path: Maybe this was not a well-thought-out test of my value. (5b) Path of Ruin: The establishment must be *suppressing* my insight!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihhxykbw72fblbjeupqscutarbdowk73mhsdkqrtzjwrpzqzamjem@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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In Super Mario 64, the haunted chairs and normal chairs are actually the exact same object, whose behavior is determined solely by how close it is to the piano. Chairs close to the piano get it assigned as a parent object. Only parentless chairs are coded to become haunted.
August 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In Super Mario 64, the haunted chairs and normal chairs are actually the exact same object, whose behavior is determined solely by how close it is to the piano. Chairs close to the piano get it assigned as a parent object. Only parentless chairs are coded to become haunted.
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Where the Fuck Did You Find These Red Coins They're Disgusting
August 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Where the Fuck Did You Find These Red Coins They're Disgusting
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Expedition 33 Discourse: We wanna say slurs so fucking bad
Hundred Line Discourse:
Hundred Line Discourse:
May 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Expedition 33 Discourse: We wanna say slurs so fucking bad
Hundred Line Discourse:
Hundred Line Discourse:
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how was undertale like the most important game ever for a minute only to be revealed as the training wheels baby game
June 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
how was undertale like the most important game ever for a minute only to be revealed as the training wheels baby game
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In the Goopy Inferno mission in Super Mario Sunshine, one of the Piantas is an unexpected Chuckster. A player who talks to him and happens to tilt the Analog Stick in an unfortunate direction after exiting the dialogue will make him throw Mario with enough momentum to kill him.
May 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
In the Goopy Inferno mission in Super Mario Sunshine, one of the Piantas is an unexpected Chuckster. A player who talks to him and happens to tilt the Analog Stick in an unfortunate direction after exiting the dialogue will make him throw Mario with enough momentum to kill him.
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
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My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today
![[photo of a punk venue with Statler and Waldorf puppets in their own little nook]
TEXT: I cannot mess up any songs tonight](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z4llsx425l4htoylyyx6iam3/bafkreic47s6ytces7da7sdwvtrr3o4pdtsjlppekxuxy2dhascsr63h36a@jpeg)
August 24, 2024 at 9:36 PM
My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today
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Guilt Trip Momma Penguin Into Raising Both Baby Penguins
May 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Guilt Trip Momma Penguin Into Raising Both Baby Penguins
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Wall Kicks will Work? Wrong! Luigi Backflip
May 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Wall Kicks will Work? Wrong! Luigi Backflip
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Cause Problems on Purpose
April 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Cause Problems on Purpose
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Fun fact, JK—who is English—single-handedly funded the Scotland remain movement during the referendum, and called separatists “bigots”.
She’s the reason there’s no independent Scotland. She throws her money and clout around like she’s fucking Nigel Farage. She’s a billionaire corrupting politics.
She’s the reason there’s no independent Scotland. She throws her money and clout around like she’s fucking Nigel Farage. She’s a billionaire corrupting politics.
It’s worth noting that JK Rowling is not only funding meritless legal challenges against trans people until they can appeal up to the court that will back them, she openly gloats about how this is where her money is going. This is what the Harry Potter TV show is bankrolling.
jk rowling funded a case going before the supreme court that argues it should be legal to discriminate against and persecute trans ppl.
yet still we have to listen to ‘centrists’ claiming she isn’t bigoted she just has ‘a difference of opinion’.
no trans ppl have a voice in these proceedings.
yet still we have to listen to ‘centrists’ claiming she isn’t bigoted she just has ‘a difference of opinion’.
no trans ppl have a voice in these proceedings.
April 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Fun fact, JK—who is English—single-handedly funded the Scotland remain movement during the referendum, and called separatists “bigots”.
She’s the reason there’s no independent Scotland. She throws her money and clout around like she’s fucking Nigel Farage. She’s a billionaire corrupting politics.
She’s the reason there’s no independent Scotland. She throws her money and clout around like she’s fucking Nigel Farage. She’s a billionaire corrupting politics.
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Take Off Whomp's Top
April 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Take Off Whomp's Top
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Blow Bowser a Little Kiss
April 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Blow Bowser a Little Kiss
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for one of them you just have to catch mips a third time idk man they can't all be funny
April 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
for one of them you just have to catch mips a third time idk man they can't all be funny
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they should make a gundam show about someone whose job is to get rats and bugs out of the mobile suits.
April 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
they should make a gundam show about someone whose job is to get rats and bugs out of the mobile suits.
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You Know What Fuck You 1,000 Red Coins
March 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You Know What Fuck You 1,000 Red Coins