🩸 Count Scrofula 🩸
@bonkerdoink.bsky.social
Goblin. Non-practicing intellectual. Predeceased.
ACAB includes the fashion police
May 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ACAB includes the fashion police
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THE CHAFF PROJECT
Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great!
How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public.
Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.
Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great!
How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public.
Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.
April 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
THE CHAFF PROJECT
Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great!
How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public.
Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.
Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great!
How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public.
Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.
Without downloading any new pics , describe your gender.
March 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Without downloading any new pics , describe your gender.
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I have never been swimming because it’s never been more than 30 minutes since I last ate
March 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I have never been swimming because it’s never been more than 30 minutes since I last ate
Post a picture of you that's not actually a picture of you
March 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Post a picture of you that's not actually a picture of you
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don’t know if this a real account or not but it’s tweeting like it is and i think it would be great if we made @doge-reporting.bsky.social the most blocked account on here
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
don’t know if this a real account or not but it’s tweeting like it is and i think it would be great if we made @doge-reporting.bsky.social the most blocked account on here
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The best revenge is to not be like the offender. The second best revenge is sharks with lasers.
February 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The best revenge is to not be like the offender. The second best revenge is sharks with lasers.
“Skibidi Hitler Youth” is poetry
February 3, 2025 at 9:44 AM
“Skibidi Hitler Youth” is poetry
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i wish there were a better option to staying informed other than spiraling further into a black hole of despair
January 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i wish there were a better option to staying informed other than spiraling further into a black hole of despair
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."
he is accepted immediately.
he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
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This is so goddamn funny
January 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is so goddamn funny
In honour of people leaving X and Meta in droves, please enjoy three of the memes that got me a permanent flag on my Facebook account
January 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
In honour of people leaving X and Meta in droves, please enjoy three of the memes that got me a permanent flag on my Facebook account
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Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
