Met up with a friend of mine that works as a researcher while getting his phd. We were catching up when he talked about how worried he is about grants being frozen and the confusion surrounding it. I said “I hope you didn’t vote for it” and he told me he voted for Trump but not for this… you did

I like to treat Venmo like any other social media platform, liking and commenting on my friends transactions. Because I’m a psychopath

Ok, we’ve got the fifty story hulking lizard monster…like a dinosaur but it breathes fire. But we need a potential nemesis…something that could take on this titan and win. Ideas?

🙋‍♂️: Moth.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
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🦉 #art

“Margaret, the turtle with bangs”

Friends

Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!