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Hartford Athletic | BVB | Galway Utd | Forest | UConn | Bruins | Mets | Birds | Pistons | All takes and attempts at humor 100% mine.
@profanity.accountant lets see the tally...
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Before you ask "how fucking stupid is this orange dipshit?", keep in mind this is the same asshole that managed to bankrupt *multiple* casinos on the Atlantic City Boardwalk...
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Disturbed
Slayer
Violent Femmes
NIN
Sepultura
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Tool
Ministry
Rage Against The Machine
They Might Be Giants
Frente!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Dismemberment Plan (12x)
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion (2x)
Fantomas
Kool & the Gang
Tenacious D
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Look up "karma" in a Portuguese dictionary and this clip is right there...
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The downside to being successful at a "lesser" CFB program...the bigger programs always come poaching.

Tis the pecking order.

At least he's not bailing after a bowl game.
SOURCE: Colorado State is expected to hire UConn's Jim Mora as head coach, @theathletic.com has learned.

Mora and UConn wrapped their regular season on Saturday, a second consecutive 9-win season. Colorado State joins the new Pac-12 next year. (ESPN first reported).
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read.

The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message.
www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Reposted by Bonanza Cat
What a message from both sets of players to start the USL Championship Final, wearing t-shirts that say:

"USL HQ: PRO REL? TRY PRO STANDARDS FIRST" Major statement made from the USL Players Association.
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hartford 🤝 Detroit 🤝 Tulsa

Taking the eventual champs to PKs.

Congrats Hounds.
FT - Shootout: Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC 0 (5), @fctulsa.bsky.social 0 (3)

The Hounds are your 2025 #USL-C title winner, as Eric Dick makes the key save in the second round of the shootout and Beto Ydrach scores the winner for the first league title in club history!
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Forever proud of the block I earned from Riley Gaines at the old place by congratulating her on not drowning.
As first reported by @msjpauly.bsky.social and @pablo.show, the Harris County GOP gave Riley Gaines $25,000 to speak at the 2025 Lincoln Reagan Dinner with Gov. Greg Abbott. Here's a little more context on that, plus Gaines' relationship with the Texas GOP: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Harris County GOP paid anti-trans activist Riley Gaines $25K to speak
Business is booming for Riley Gaines.
www.chron.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
InterFed playoff draw released...

- DR Congo will face either New Caledonia or Jamaica.
- Iraq faces Bolivia or Suriname.

Matches in March in Monterrey and Guadalajara.
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This window has delivered some amazing storylines and moments of pure joy.

To amend a quote, "how can you not be romantic about football?"
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The ultimate minnow is in the big pool...
CURAÇAO HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THEIR FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP ❤️

WHAT A MOMENT FOR THE BLUE WAVE 🌊
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The moment you learn you just made your first World Cup since 1974...
HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Not looking good for Suriname

They're trailing Guatemala 2-0 and Panama is up 2-0 vs El Salvador.

As it stands, Panama would get the auto bid and Suriname would be on the outside looking in as Honduras and Jamaica would get the playoff spots.
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Jim Jordan:
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
So far today:
- Iraq gets into the InterFed playoffs.
- Scotland & Austria make their first WC since 1998

CONCACAF up next and you could see 2 nations make their first ever (Suriname & Curacao) and another make their first in a half century (Haiti)
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If your Scottish friends are going mental at the moment, this is why...
Scotland [4] - 2 Denmark - K. McLean 90+8'

It's done! No Playoff! Straight through! And WHAT A GOAL TO FINISH IT OFF!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy smokes...
Iraq punches their ticket to the InterFed playoffs in March courtesy of a VAR reviewed penalty at *90+17*....
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Gianni Infantino Not Sucking Up To A Wannabe Authortarian Dipshit Challenge (Impossible)
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
So it's Scumbag Day at the White House....
Cristiano Ronaldo is expected to attend a meeting at the White House, on a day when U.S. President Donald Trump is set to host the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman in the Oval Office, multiple sources have confirmed to The Athletic.

@henrybushnell.bsky.social & @adamcrafton.bsky.social
Cristiano Ronaldo expected to attend White House meeting as Trump hosts Saudi Prince MBS
Ronaldo's appearance in Washington, D.C., will mark his first known return to the U.S. in over a decade
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Decision Day across 3 feds with 7 spots in the World Cup on the line.

We'll know all but 6 of the 48 team field.

Another quick guide to what's at stake..
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
To the shock of absolutely nobody, Germany and the Netherlands have punched their tickets to the World Cup in emphatic fashion.

Slovakia & Poland heading to the playoffs.
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A "calm before the storm" day in UEFA WCQ as three groups wrap up (A, G, & L).

Germany-Slovakia is the main event as Germany clinches group A with a win or draw.

Slovakia has to win to qualify, otherwise, its playoffs.
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM