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Jim Jordan:
Tim Robinson of "I Think You Should Leave" in a hot dog suit with the caption "We're all looking for the guy who did this."
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Card stating: You have been awarded: One yike From the National Committee of Yikes.
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Favorite.
Dillon...it's home.
Dillon Stadium (aka Trinity Health Stadium) as seen from the Colt Building in Hartford, CT.
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Sorry not sorry, but that's about the best ending possible.

Hartford and Detroit supporters can at least say that they took Pittsburgh into Extra Time & PKs..and didn't get anyone sent off either.

Auf Wehdersehn, RIFC. You will not be missed. Back to the Four-Oh-Done with ya.
Pic of sad Rhode Island FC supporters with the caption [sad coffee milk drinking noises] 401? More like 40Done.
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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The ones in my home town that say this are afraid to go to Waterbury or Danbury, much less NYC.

We let a bunch of squishy soft inbred cowards win in 2024.
Pic of a stereotypical Trumper with a Betsy Ross flag with the following caption: "New York City is doomed," according to a white guy who is afraid to go there.
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Things like this make me think..."Marat, Danton, Robespierre..those guys may have been on to something..."
Post from @mattxiv at The Other Place stating: "two articles published on the same day. are you radicalized yet?" Image on left - "Balance zero: SNAP recipients go without off after benefits don't arrive." Image on right - "Tesla shareholders approve $1 trillion pay package for Elon Musk" Something something guillotines....
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Stenciled sign on a piece of concrete that reads, "Stop making stupid people famous."
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Me: "Ya know, the whole "don't have any Nazi/Fash ink on your body" is such a ridiculously low bar, yet Platner managed to trip over it and show his entire ass. He should drop out."

Lickers of boot: "Well, you're being shrill/the bad guy..."

Me:
Kermit The Frog reading a book called "How To Slap Someone Through The Internet"
October 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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It's not the posts ans more about the fact he had this and was open about it for years...
Goose Steppin' Graham getting his drink on sporting a Totenkoph tat on his pec. Jesus, Maine...you can do better than some schmuck that tripped over the "don't have obvious Fash ink on your body" bar.
October 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Arguably one of the best movie soundtracks of the 90s.

All the tracks are great, but my 2 personal faves on this are...

"Burn" by The Cure
NIN's cover of Joy Division's "Dead Souls"
The Crow - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack.
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Post a perfect albums from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains. (As if!)
Cover art of the soundtrack album for "The Crow". Contributing artists include: The Cure, Nine Inch Nails, Stone Temple Pilots.
October 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Album cover for "Sonic Temple," released by The Cult in 1989. "Fire Woman" & "Sweet Soul Sister" featured on this one.
October 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Post a perfecf album from 1989, a perfect music year.
Cover art of "Sonic Temple", released by The Cult in 1989.
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Graham Platner in that interview:
Tim Robinson of "I Think You Should Leave" in a hot dog costume with the words "We're all trying to find the guy who did this"
October 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Oh this got worse...
Now it's *104-1*...and probably getting worse seeing Josh Allen is starting to cook.
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Think I'm winning my FFL game this week...
And this is why you check your lineups, kids!
October 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Ya also got Blazers HC Chauncey Billups getting pinched too...

Great morning for Adam Silver...
Excerpt from ABC: Portland Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups has been charged in an illegal poker operation tied to the Mafia, law enforcement sources told ABC News. Billups was arrested in Oregon, where (he) is expected to make an initial court appearance on Thursday, sources told.
October 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Ok, so the PSA dudes are doubling down...
Elim Garak from Deep Space Nine holding his hands out with the words "Weird hill to die on but at least you're dead" underneath.
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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This your guy?
That's not the kind of skull & crossbones tat one should ever sport.
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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The piece de resistance was the thing posted by his now former political advisor, saying he's a military history buff (seeing below).

Scuse me..also a military history buff here (have the degree and had the student debt to prove it).

Getting a Totenkoph tat never once crossed my mind.
Genevieve McDonald (former advisor for this guy): I've run out of self restraint, worse than when the guys on the train to Boston were fan boying over Reds Eats. The DC consultant class has fucked up our US Senate race again and you all need to stop sniping at each other. This is seriously the dumbest timeline. Graham has an Anti-Semitic tattoo on his chest. He's not an idiot, he's a military history buff. Maybe he didn't know it when he got it, but he got it years ago and he should have had it covered up because he damn well know what it means. His campaign released themselves to some podcast bros, along with a video of him shirtless and drunk at a wedding to try and get ahead of it. The vault is open for the GOP to fucking crush any dreams we had in the general and literally everyone I know is fighting with each other on social media. We cannot be this painfully stupid.
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Mind pointing out where he said that? I definitely missed that...

Oh wait, I know how to read.

A bit of advice:
Picture of a tree with the following words around it: "Somewhere, a tree exists just to create oxygen for you. You owe that tree a fucking apology."
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Yep...authentic alright.
The kind of authentic that had to run to Argentina after May 1945...
Hey Graham...nice Totenkoph tat bro.
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Marinakis to Forest supporters:
NBA commish Adam Silver with the words "Get ready to learn DycheBall, buddy!" underneath.
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Brothers from other mothers, but brothers none the less...
Jag (L) and Jazzward (R) taking a nap on a lazy Sunday.
October 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Shot from SNL's Weekend Update with the quote: "In America, you call it the Alt Right. In Germany, we call it 'why Grandpapa lives in Argentina now'"
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM