bobthegoon5.bsky.social
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The uselessness of the modern Democratic Party. The first thing this rotten organization needs to do, if it doesn't want to be replaced, is be honest about how awful Reagan was and stop kissing his dead ass.
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I'm in Twitter jail for a week for saying something to the effect of Trump needing to be buried at sea least his grave become a public toilet. It was instantly flagged by the Twitter bots and called "violence". So much for Elon Musk's free speech.
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Jesus Christ!
Casablanca (1943) - 0:15:03
Dir. Michael Curtiz
Runtime 102 minutes
🚬 x 124, or one cigarette every 0.82 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/casablanca/

November 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
When I found out Mamdani eats food with his hands I dropped my cheeseburger in disgust!
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula.

"I'm twelve. But I've been twelve for a long time."
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
So can the Federal Government eminent domain Mar-a-Lago and while Trump is fighting it in court just tear the whole thing down?
By proceeding with the demolition of the White House East Wing before seeking approval from federal agencies for a new ballroom, President Donald Trump forced the issue. It's a strategy known as "stake-driving."
How Trump Demolished the White House East Wing
By putting the demolition of the East Wing before the necessary approvals for his ballroom, President Donald Trump borrowed a tactic known as “stake-driving” to force an outcome.
bloom.bg
October 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This is just my amateur opinion but I think the guy on the right did the crime.
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"Do you ever think about death?"
October 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the “Night Of One Thousand Screams.” Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation Opportunities
January 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Every quote I've heard coming out of this "memorial" sounds like it has been plagiarized from Goebbels's Sportpalast speech.
White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller at the Kirk memorial: “You have no idea the dragon you have awakaned.

“We will save this civilization and the West.”
September 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
These twin reporters.
August 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is why you hang the Krupps when you are also hanging the Keitels, Jodls, and Ribbentrops.
I’m the furthest from a Trump fan. But the reality is that he would have to shake very hard to equate to the shakedowns of the unrealized cap gains tax and warren’s tax that were proposed.
And what will YOU do, Mark Cuban, when he comes to shake you down, too?
August 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
These cops are acting just like the Civil Protection goons in Half Life 2. Chances are, these fucking cops played that damn game as kids.
August 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I first heard of Stefan Zweig when Wes Anderson name dropped him as an inspiration of The Grand Budapest Hotel. Thought about looking him up some time. After reading these two pages I'm putting The World of Yesterday on my reading list.

Also, not surprised his books were burned by the Nazis.
Stefan Zweig on borders is almost too much to bear
August 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The Onion is no longer satire.
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Hello, John."
July 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
How in the Kentucky Fried Fuck did Denise Gough not get an Emmy nomination as Dedra Meero in Andor?
a close up of a woman 's face with a man in the background
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a man in the background
media.tenor.com
July 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I really have a lot of work to do before tomorrow but I just bought Diablo IV on sale and I just remembered how much I hate to work.
June 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Aggressively never learning any lessons or ever growing.
Frontrunner to replace the late Gerry Connolly as ranking member of oversight committee is actually older than he was
June 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The Strike of the Ballerinas by Nicolaas Van Der Waay
May 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Looking to watch all the Mission Impossible movies before The Final Reckoning comes out. I never seen anything beyond MI2 because that movie sucked so much. Just re-watched it for the 1st time in 25 years. It still sucks. Glad to hear the others are good. Can't wait to be caught up.
May 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It kills me that the next Democratic President is going to advance a policy of a "return to normalcy" and refusing to punish any of the fascists for their crimes; ensuring that the next Republican will be even worse. I just want a fire-eater screaming about throwing these people into oubliettes.
Leavitt confirmed that the WH is working on deporting US citizens to El Salvador
April 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM