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Good to see Jim Harbaugh is still properly deranged
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'm supposed to believe Rip Van Winkle was just "sleeping" for 20 years?

He was a pioneer, up in the catskills ripping on his winkle the whole time. Everyone follows in his footsteps.
The first gooner was an explorer. He didn't have a roadmap for success. Just a dream and "crazy" idea to go live in a mountain and slowly become more animal than man
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I buy my music so I feel very qualified to say: I am unmoved by any "posting spotify end of year stuff is free advertising for the evil company" lecture.

It's fun, I like seeing what other people got into, and there is plenty of time for hectoring people another day.
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Of course we all saw "Hello Operator" featuring Eminem coming
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Today I am inhabiting the ancient spirit of "guy at work who keeps talking about smoking a turkey this year"
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
All I'm going to say is that Last Jedi is better than you remember, Skywalker is worse, and overall besides 1 and 2 they are just movies that you can watch
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
With this looking more and more likely I'm going to seize the gift of foresight from Apollo. These will all be accurate, place your gambling monies appropriately
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I still don't understand why all of these adult tradcath converts didn't just go with some form of Eastern Orthodox. They get all of the ceremonial aesthetics that they're so horny for *and* they get to hate the Pope
"Nekrasova has made controversial statements in the past. In a 2023 New Yorker story, she was quoted as saying, “Francis is not the real Pope, we all know it. … You’re not gonna get rid of the Freemasons. You’re not gonna get rid of the Jews. They infiltrated the Church a long time ago.”"
Gersh Drops ‘Succession’ Actress Dasha Nekrasova After Podcast With White Nationalist Nick Fuentes
"Succession" actress Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by her talent agency, Gersh, after a podcast featured white nationalist Nick Fuentes.
variety.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Spinning the Big Fetterman Board to see which version we get after this latest injury, frowning when we land on "Black Israelite Shrek"
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The American Century of Humiliation might be the only serious foreign policy theory currently going.

Get the right author to make that the title of their big thesis on the Chinese century and I will both read it AND make it my entire personality for a month after
China dragging us kicking and screaming into a survivable future
This chart shows that progress has actually been made on climate change www.axios.com/2025/11/13/c...
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Well, we had two or three years of a normal football team, now it's back to national embarrassment
the child molester shuffle
Ben Sinnott celebrating the touchdown with the Trump dance while being blown out at home by the Lions. The 2025 Commanders are hot garbage.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Bring back the stocks
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I am excited for a Spanberger win to usher in a new era of Western Virginia Secession squawking. Let a million too online uncles bloom
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Reposted by Boatdrinks
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Setting the bar nice and low for the Spanberger regime, "don't hope for better things, we can't do it and more importantly we refuse to try"
Abigail Spanberger takes a swipe at Mamdani, saying "maybe he should be a Democrat" and that his campaign promises are dishonest.
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Someone come take one of these full bars before I get depressed
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I love to watch my Washington Football Commanders engage in their favorite activity: getting humiliated in prime time
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm really glad I was born in the era that I was because if I was in my 20s in the 60s I would be in a coma after crashing a moped on the way to see the Righteous Brothers play a roller rink
October 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Tame Impala's career arc is a great case study for the long term effects of sustained MDMA usage
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Guys we have to let the nazi tattoo lobsterman be senator

Guys we have to. We just have to. Come on y'all. What's so hard? Just let the ll bean totenkopf clamdigger be senator. Come on
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
No work of fiction has ever been correctly translated from its original language and the vast majority consist of the translator just making the entire thing up, because who's going to check? This includes the Bible
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In all seriousness it should be Garibaldi, the hero of the 19th century
October 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Sorry in advance for this but Virginia Tech Head Coach James Franklin
BREAKING: Penn State has fired head coach James Franklin, the school announced Sunday.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...
October 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The new Hannah Frances has the second part of this prediction well in hand. Great album, sounds like something Richard Thompson would have sat in on
Maybe I should go further: indie country might be played, the two new horizons are 70s Stones-esque boogie rock or Brit folk revival. You're either going to be exiled to main street or start a convention for fairports
October 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Now that Grizzly Bear is playing some shows it's about time we had a national reckoning about Christopher Bear. If you're not into their whole thing just skip to 2:45 to hear a man beat the mortal shit out of a snare drum

youtu.be/z4BfpRQ2Nq4?...
October 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM