Brandon Makaryk
@bmakaryk.bsky.social
Well, Brandon's just this guy, you know?
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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do they have a Nobel Reckless Fucking Moron Prize? thank you for your attention to this matter
June 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
do they have a Nobel Reckless Fucking Moron Prize? thank you for your attention to this matter
I'm in this picture. Not sure why @alyankovic.bsky.social forgot to tag me.
June 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm in this picture. Not sure why @alyankovic.bsky.social forgot to tag me.
Donny and Elon's bromance didn't even last 11 Scaramuccis.
June 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Donny and Elon's bromance didn't even last 11 Scaramuccis.
I was today years old when I suddenly realized why Bill Haley's backing band was called The Comets. Holy crap. That one only took me a few decades.
June 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I was today years old when I suddenly realized why Bill Haley's backing band was called The Comets. Holy crap. That one only took me a few decades.
"I don't think anyone should be taking medical advice from me." Proof of the old axiom that even a clock with worms in its brain is right twice day.
May 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"I don't think anyone should be taking medical advice from me." Proof of the old axiom that even a clock with worms in its brain is right twice day.
EXECUTIVE 👏 ORDERS 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 LAWS 👏
Congress has the power to put a stop to this, if only it were not overrun with cowards.
Congress has the power to put a stop to this, if only it were not overrun with cowards.
April 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
EXECUTIVE 👏 ORDERS 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 LAWS 👏
Congress has the power to put a stop to this, if only it were not overrun with cowards.
Congress has the power to put a stop to this, if only it were not overrun with cowards.
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Schoolchildren are routinely slaughtered by AR-15s. Hundreds die.
[*crickets* "Thoughts and prayers" *crickets*]
A couple unoccupied cars are set on fire. No one is hurt.
["THIS HORROR WILL NOT STAND!!! We MUST act to STOP it from ever happening AGAIN!!!!" We will pass new LAWS BANNING IT!!!]
[*crickets* "Thoughts and prayers" *crickets*]
A couple unoccupied cars are set on fire. No one is hurt.
["THIS HORROR WILL NOT STAND!!! We MUST act to STOP it from ever happening AGAIN!!!!" We will pass new LAWS BANNING IT!!!]
March 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Schoolchildren are routinely slaughtered by AR-15s. Hundreds die.
[*crickets* "Thoughts and prayers" *crickets*]
A couple unoccupied cars are set on fire. No one is hurt.
["THIS HORROR WILL NOT STAND!!! We MUST act to STOP it from ever happening AGAIN!!!!" We will pass new LAWS BANNING IT!!!]
[*crickets* "Thoughts and prayers" *crickets*]
A couple unoccupied cars are set on fire. No one is hurt.
["THIS HORROR WILL NOT STAND!!! We MUST act to STOP it from ever happening AGAIN!!!!" We will pass new LAWS BANNING IT!!!]
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If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre.
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
March 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre.
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
Their phone number is 310-828-5582
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Wait.
Schumer is starting a BOOK TOUR THIS WEEK?!? Is that why he rolled over so fast?!?
I’m done.
Schumer is starting a BOOK TOUR THIS WEEK?!? Is that why he rolled over so fast?!?
I’m done.
March 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Wait.
Schumer is starting a BOOK TOUR THIS WEEK?!? Is that why he rolled over so fast?!?
I’m done.
Schumer is starting a BOOK TOUR THIS WEEK?!? Is that why he rolled over so fast?!?
I’m done.
I hope that the history books of tomorrow (assuming there's anyone left to write them) remember Chuck Schumer in the same way we remember Benedict Arnold.
March 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I hope that the history books of tomorrow (assuming there's anyone left to write them) remember Chuck Schumer in the same way we remember Benedict Arnold.
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I love the weird dream logic of the Burton Batman movies. A baby was raised by penguins in the sewer and he can speak English and shit. A woman falls out a window, gets licked by street cats, and becomes powerfully horny
March 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I love the weird dream logic of the Burton Batman movies. A baby was raised by penguins in the sewer and he can speak English and shit. A woman falls out a window, gets licked by street cats, and becomes powerfully horny
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One day, we will wake up and he will be dead. That keeps me going.
March 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
One day, we will wake up and he will be dead. That keeps me going.
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First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem
March 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem
Do I still have a pirated copy of the Windows XP Pro installation disc? Yes.
Am I EVER going to need that disc again? No.
Will I just throw the disc away already? Of course not.
Am I EVER going to need that disc again? No.
Will I just throw the disc away already? Of course not.
March 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Do I still have a pirated copy of the Windows XP Pro installation disc? Yes.
Am I EVER going to need that disc again? No.
Will I just throw the disc away already? Of course not.
Am I EVER going to need that disc again? No.
Will I just throw the disc away already? Of course not.
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Goat-fucking Nazi moron.
February 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Goat-fucking Nazi moron.
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3. The Trump administration has ordered the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) to indefinitely postpone a public meeting of its vaccine advisory panel, a key forum for discussing vaccine safety and effectiveness.
February 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
3. The Trump administration has ordered the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) to indefinitely postpone a public meeting of its vaccine advisory panel, a key forum for discussing vaccine safety and effectiveness.
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2. Trump is preparing to dissolve the leadership of the U.S. Postal Service and bring the independent mail agency under his administration’s control.
February 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
2. Trump is preparing to dissolve the leadership of the U.S. Postal Service and bring the independent mail agency under his administration’s control.
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Three updates:
1. The Justice Department has deleted a database tracking federal police misconduct. The database was first proposed in 2020 following the police killing of George Floyd.
1. The Justice Department has deleted a database tracking federal police misconduct. The database was first proposed in 2020 following the police killing of George Floyd.
February 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Three updates:
1. The Justice Department has deleted a database tracking federal police misconduct. The database was first proposed in 2020 following the police killing of George Floyd.
1. The Justice Department has deleted a database tracking federal police misconduct. The database was first proposed in 2020 following the police killing of George Floyd.
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I don’t know about you, but I’ll never bend the knee to ‘King Trump.’
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
Donold Called Himself The King Today
GTFO.
www.thegodpodcast.com
February 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I don’t know about you, but I’ll never bend the knee to ‘King Trump.’
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
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Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting
www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
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Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting
Kluwe, a Huntington Beach resident, made comments against a MAGA plaque proposed for installation at the Central Library, then approached the dais and was arrested.
www.latimes.com
February 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting
www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...