The Bluesmobile
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
Pinned
The Bluesmobile
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
· Nov 11
A lot of people are saying that my 44-year nitrous oxide addiction and multiple marriages and divorces to Cheryl have left me no choice but to become a lowly Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM.
But they are only 99% right.
I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.
But they are only 99% right.
I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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“Quiet, Piggy.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“Quiet, Piggy.”
When my onboard SCMOD computer/8-track radio was being updated last night, I had vivid visions that King Dementia Don Fitzputin had died, and the whole goddam world was celebrating.
a group of men are dancing in a room .
ALT: a group of men are dancing in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
When my onboard SCMOD computer/8-track radio was being updated last night, I had vivid visions that King Dementia Don Fitzputin had died, and the whole goddam world was celebrating.
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“Every United States of Americans should be follow @mzbehavn.bsky.social and #TeamLiamNissanTM “
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“Every United States of Americans should be follow @mzbehavn.bsky.social and #TeamLiamNissanTM “
Comedy gold.
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Comedy gold.
King Dementia Don Fitzputin
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
King Dementia Don Fitzputin
“First they came after the poor, and I CHEERED because I HATE the poor.
Then they came after the immigrants, and I CHEERED because I HATE the immigrants.
Then they came after me, and I resigned with my full pension and benefits.”
- Large Marge Trailer Park Greene
Then they came after the immigrants, and I CHEERED because I HATE the immigrants.
Then they came after me, and I resigned with my full pension and benefits.”
- Large Marge Trailer Park Greene
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“First they came after the poor, and I CHEERED because I HATE the poor.
Then they came after the immigrants, and I CHEERED because I HATE the immigrants.
Then they came after me, and I resigned with my full pension and benefits.”
- Large Marge Trailer Park Greene
Then they came after the immigrants, and I CHEERED because I HATE the immigrants.
Then they came after me, and I resigned with my full pension and benefits.”
- Large Marge Trailer Park Greene
If you going to a crybaby MAGAT Traitor’s house for Thanksgiving, Minny has the perfect pie recipe for you.
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If you going to a crybaby MAGAT Traitor’s house for Thanksgiving, Minny has the perfect pie recipe for you.
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Crafty idea 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Crafty idea 🤣
Large Marge Trailer Park Greene announces she will return home to Bhutan to find a mate and produce Trailer Park offspring.
We wish her “Tashi Delek!”
We wish her “Tashi Delek!”
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Large Marge Trailer Park Greene announces she will return home to Bhutan to find a mate and produce Trailer Park offspring.
We wish her “Tashi Delek!”
We wish her “Tashi Delek!”
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November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If you hear the term “President
Pedo Piggy,” it means they’re referring to King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
Pedo Piggy,” it means they’re referring to King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If you hear the term “President
Pedo Piggy,” it means they’re referring to King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
Pedo Piggy,” it means they’re referring to King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
Actual video of J.D. Vance being conceived.
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Actual video of J.D. Vance being conceived.
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It sure is a good thing Obama got Bin Laden, or #Felon47 would be rolling out the red carpet and cutting deals with him.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Bill Clinton to Fred Trump:
“Don’t let your son go down on me.”
“Don’t let your son go down on me.”
a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium that says trump will fix it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands at a podium that says trump will fix it
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Bill Clinton to Fred Trump:
“Don’t let your son go down on me.”
“Don’t let your son go down on me.”
Rep. Jack Kimble wanted so badly to be in the Epstein files, but he was never invited.
@repjackkimble.bsky.social
@repjackkimble.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Rep. Jack Kimble wanted so badly to be in the Epstein files, but he was never invited.
@repjackkimble.bsky.social
@repjackkimble.bsky.social
I can tell you who’s NOT in the Epstein Files:
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I can tell you who’s NOT in the Epstein Files:
Cletus Higgins uses a hundred words to say “I’m in the Epstein Files.”
Clay Higgins explains why he was the only representative to vote against the Epstein petition.
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Cletus Higgins uses a hundred words to say “I’m in the Epstein Files.”
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The Oval Office reminds me of when I used to let my toddlers do my makeup.
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Oval Office reminds me of when I used to let my toddlers do my makeup.
I just could not help it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I just could not help it.
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Um. Quiet, Piggy?
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Um. Quiet, Piggy?
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Charlotte: “Fucken Nazis!”
Wilbur: “I hate North Carolina Nazis.”
Wilbur: “I hate North Carolina Nazis.”
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Charlotte: “Fucken Nazis!”
Wilbur: “I hate North Carolina Nazis.”
Wilbur: “I hate North Carolina Nazis.”