The Bluesmobile
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
That fat penguin used to block me.
a nun in a black and white uniform says mhm
ALT: a nun in a black and white uniform says mhm
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November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
That fat penguin used to block me.
His face is at half mast.
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
His face is at half mast.
I can only imagine what Laura Looney looks like down there.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I can only imagine what Laura Looney looks like down there.
She sucked Roger Ailes’ dick for nothin.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
She sucked Roger Ailes’ dick for nothin.
Thomas Massie is a loser, said the pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Thomas Massie is a loser, said the pedophile.
She sucked Roger Ailes’ dick for nothin.
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
She sucked Roger Ailes’ dick for nothin.
Garage Dog Spike does this all the time
He doesn’t even try to make it look like an accident anymore.
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
He doesn’t even try to make it look like an accident anymore.
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Garage Dog Spike does this all the time
He doesn’t even try to make it look like an accident anymore.
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
He doesn’t even try to make it look like an accident anymore.
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
I guess we’ll all have to pay to remove our Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew tattoos.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I guess we’ll all have to pay to remove our Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew tattoos.
I was doing a three-day Detox.
Now I am doing a three-month Retox.
Now I am doing a three-month Retox.
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I was doing a three-day Detox.
Now I am doing a three-month Retox.
Now I am doing a three-month Retox.
“He cried like a little bitch.”
- Hillary
- Hillary
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“He cried like a little bitch.”
- Hillary
- Hillary
“I’m starting to think the guy with the fake hair and the fake tan has been lying to us.”
- Crybaby MAGAT Traitors
- Crybaby MAGAT Traitors
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“I’m starting to think the guy with the fake hair and the fake tan has been lying to us.”
- Crybaby MAGAT Traitors
- Crybaby MAGAT Traitors
When he’s not golfing, King Dementia Don Fitzputin is skiing down Double Dick Mountain.
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a crowd holding a sign that says one
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a crowd holding a sign that says one
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
When he’s not golfing, King Dementia Don Fitzputin is skiing down Double Dick Mountain.
You can look through my window anytime.
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You can look through my window anytime.
Grandma who argues with a car and calls Chevron a “dumbasss” also says that schoolyard insults prove her point.
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Grandma who argues with a car and calls Chevron a “dumbasss” also says that schoolyard insults prove her point.
Okay grandpa.
Time for your pudding cup.
Time for your pudding cup.
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Okay grandpa.
Time for your pudding cup.
Time for your pudding cup.
Mom: Meggie! Lunch is ready.
Megyn R. Kelly: Not now mom!!! I’m doing my show!!!
Megyn R. Kelly: Not now mom!!! I’m doing my show!!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Mom: Meggie! Lunch is ready.
Megyn R. Kelly: Not now mom!!! I’m doing my show!!!
Megyn R. Kelly: Not now mom!!! I’m doing my show!!!
I can’t wait to visit Bovino in prison.
And then again in Hell.
He’s gonna hate to see me.
And then again in Hell.
He’s gonna hate to see me.
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I can’t wait to visit Bovino in prison.
And then again in Hell.
He’s gonna hate to see me.
And then again in Hell.
He’s gonna hate to see me.
Grandma is bad because AI knows how to use proper punctuation. And Grandma does not.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Grandma is bad because AI knows how to use proper punctuation. And Grandma does not.
Grandpa is mad because AI can spell, and he can not.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Grandpa is mad because AI can spell, and he can not.