The Bluesmobile
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
Large Marge Trailer Park Greene announces she will return home to Bhutan to find a mate and produce Trailer Park offspring.
We wish her “Tashi Delek!”
We wish her “Tashi Delek!”
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Large Marge Trailer Park Greene announces she will return home to Bhutan to find a mate and produce Trailer Park offspring.
We wish her “Tashi Delek!”
We wish her “Tashi Delek!”
Let me know if any politicians ever win these stupid court cases so that I can post the Eight Laws of Pasta-farianism right next to the Commandments.
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Let me know if any politicians ever win these stupid court cases so that I can post the Eight Laws of Pasta-farianism right next to the Commandments.
Your skills are needed, sir.
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Your skills are needed, sir.
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Lacks toes.
Intolerant.
Intolerant.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Lacks toes.
Intolerant.
Intolerant.
We are only intolerant of intolerance.
And sometimes lactose.
And sometimes lactose.
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
We are only intolerant of intolerance.
And sometimes lactose.
And sometimes lactose.
Here we see Adam Kinzinger flashing the international sign for “douche bag.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Here we see Adam Kinzinger flashing the international sign for “douche bag.”
“Can’t talk now. I’m late to suck off the Crown Prince.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“Can’t talk now. I’m late to suck off the Crown Prince.”
I can’t wait to visit King Dementia Don Fitzputin in prison.
And then again in Hell.
He’s gonna hate my visits.
And then again in Hell.
He’s gonna hate my visits.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I can’t wait to visit King Dementia Don Fitzputin in prison.
And then again in Hell.
He’s gonna hate my visits.
And then again in Hell.
He’s gonna hate my visits.
Sweet!
But you’ll never catch me.
But you’ll never catch me.
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sweet!
But you’ll never catch me.
But you’ll never catch me.
I can tell you who’s NOT in the Epstein Files:
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I can tell you who’s NOT in the Epstein Files:
I just could not help it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I just could not help it.
You’re gonna be waiting a looooooooong time.
There is no cure for racism, hatred and stooopittity.
There is no cure for racism, hatred and stooopittity.
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You’re gonna be waiting a looooooooong time.
There is no cure for racism, hatred and stooopittity.
There is no cure for racism, hatred and stooopittity.
How dare he refer to Large Marge Trailer Park Greene in such a derogatory manner!
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
How dare he refer to Large Marge Trailer Park Greene in such a derogatory manner!
I can only imagine what Laura Looney looks like down there.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I can only imagine what Laura Looney looks like down there.
She sucked Roger Ailes’ dick for nothin.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
She sucked Roger Ailes’ dick for nothin.
Garage Dog Spike does this all the time
He doesn’t even try to make it look like an accident anymore.
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
He doesn’t even try to make it look like an accident anymore.
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Garage Dog Spike does this all the time
He doesn’t even try to make it look like an accident anymore.
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
He doesn’t even try to make it look like an accident anymore.
@garagedogspike.bsky.social